Dr Kerry G
@kerrygoth.bsky.social
Retired, widowed, disabled, cats - all the stereotypes. Recently completed a PhD on American haunted house narratives. Absolutely no shits left to give. Mainly trying to be a nice person. Minion to my feline overlords.
We prefer a more formal mode of greeting in this house.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We prefer a more formal mode of greeting in this house.
Sometimes, only a cat in your lap will do.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sometimes, only a cat in your lap will do.
Mrs Slocombe in vigilante mode spying on the neighbours.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mrs Slocombe in vigilante mode spying on the neighbours.
The ladies are not appreciating the storm outside and are camped out on me for comfort.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The ladies are not appreciating the storm outside and are camped out on me for comfort.
The footstool is now her own private property.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The footstool is now her own private property.
This is an ongoing issue. Someone’s Christmas scarf will incorporate quite a lot of cat saliva! 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is an ongoing issue. Someone’s Christmas scarf will incorporate quite a lot of cat saliva! 🙄
I would love to use my new footstool but of course …….
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I would love to use my new footstool but of course …….
What do you mean ‘I have to get up and do the laundry.’?
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What do you mean ‘I have to get up and do the laundry.’?
Dame Barbara Cartland just wanted to get in on the nap time action but Mrs Betty Slocombe had other ideas.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dame Barbara Cartland just wanted to get in on the nap time action but Mrs Betty Slocombe had other ideas.
Mrs Betty Slocombe says hello. (She’s really demanding treats though).
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Mrs Betty Slocombe says hello. (She’s really demanding treats though).
Dame Barbara is too frightened to watch The Bride of Frankenstein. 🎃
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dame Barbara is too frightened to watch The Bride of Frankenstein. 🎃
Dame Barbara Cartland’s harrowing of the knitting bag. One of her rare waking moments.
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Dame Barbara Cartland’s harrowing of the knitting bag. One of her rare waking moments.
Mrs Slocombe taking a well-earned zoomies breather.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Mrs Slocombe taking a well-earned zoomies breather.
Dame Barbara has had to be wrangled down from the chimney. She is very cross that the fire is not lit. Note the accusatory stare.
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dame Barbara has had to be wrangled down from the chimney. She is very cross that the fire is not lit. Note the accusatory stare.
Mrs Slocombe will not eat her regular cat food out of the open bag offered (she is still unaware they are not Dreamies!) and insists on being hand fed. She is however, learning to shake a paw! Dame Barbara doesn’t understand anything at all. 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Mrs Slocombe will not eat her regular cat food out of the open bag offered (she is still unaware they are not Dreamies!) and insists on being hand fed. She is however, learning to shake a paw! Dame Barbara doesn’t understand anything at all. 🙄
Today, Mrs Slocombe is blocking my view of The Seventh Veil.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today, Mrs Slocombe is blocking my view of The Seventh Veil.
Mrs Betty Slocombe toasting gently in front of the fire.
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mrs Betty Slocombe toasting gently in front of the fire.
Dame Barbara Cartland is enjoying Cary Grant in Topper this afternoon.
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Dame Barbara Cartland is enjoying Cary Grant in Topper this afternoon.
Halloween decoration has been strictly supervised. Some of the bats have been ‘closely inspected’.
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Halloween decoration has been strictly supervised. Some of the bats have been ‘closely inspected’.
WWF-style smackdowns this morning.
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
WWF-style smackdowns this morning.
My view right now.
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My view right now.
I must be assisted in all activities.
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I must be assisted in all activities.
Darn Barbara has been gently toasting this afternoon.
September 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Darn Barbara has been gently toasting this afternoon.
The overlords have failed to recognise that we have run out of treats or that I have filled the empty bag with their normal dry food. Not sorry.
September 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The overlords have failed to recognise that we have run out of treats or that I have filled the empty bag with their normal dry food. Not sorry.