JKS
@kerpow.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood mortician/domestic zookeeper/moth-like cryptid. I'm very sleepy.
They/them
Matter is the minimum
They/them
Matter is the minimum
If I may, this little magnetic contraption is amazing. Now, back to the new reddit I joined about the best tinned fish.
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If I may, this little magnetic contraption is amazing. Now, back to the new reddit I joined about the best tinned fish.
Friends, I wasn't lying when I said if you say something absolutely horrific I'm gonna screenshot it and share it widely. Anyhow, here's a cool exchange I had with a stranger on car safety
December 21, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Friends, I wasn't lying when I said if you say something absolutely horrific I'm gonna screenshot it and share it widely. Anyhow, here's a cool exchange I had with a stranger on car safety
Perhaps our holiday card this year will likely be a picture of all the pets surrounding this bromance foto of Karl Urban and Viggo Mortenson, foreheads touching eyes closed, taken during LOTR times.
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Perhaps our holiday card this year will likely be a picture of all the pets surrounding this bromance foto of Karl Urban and Viggo Mortenson, foreheads touching eyes closed, taken during LOTR times.
Today was the 4th anniversary of my accident. I did very little, and Egon spent it being adorable and snuggly.
It was a good day.
It was a good day.
April 21, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Today was the 4th anniversary of my accident. I did very little, and Egon spent it being adorable and snuggly.
It was a good day.
It was a good day.
If I could cry I think I would have been crying nonstop for the past week but I'm on so many antidepressants that I can't make any other face than this unimpressed English teacher face you see before you.
October 27, 2023 at 7:21 PM
If I could cry I think I would have been crying nonstop for the past week but I'm on so many antidepressants that I can't make any other face than this unimpressed English teacher face you see before you.
My sister is here. We are...having a... a time.
October 6, 2023 at 3:49 AM
My sister is here. We are...having a... a time.
This guy keeps trying to kiss me.
September 27, 2023 at 7:16 PM
This guy keeps trying to kiss me.
What's with today, today? Another coworker "saw aliens" over the funeral home last night. She is telling everyone. Obviously I agree with her.
September 25, 2023 at 8:38 PM
What's with today, today? Another coworker "saw aliens" over the funeral home last night. She is telling everyone. Obviously I agree with her.
Coworker said I should start a podcast about how funerals cost money and I countered that funerals are a service first and should be subsidized by our government and taxes but apparently 8am is too early for that conversation.
September 25, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Coworker said I should start a podcast about how funerals cost money and I countered that funerals are a service first and should be subsidized by our government and taxes but apparently 8am is too early for that conversation.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy -- no selfies.
September 9, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy -- no selfies.
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
August 28, 2023 at 6:54 PM
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
Every dog has their day. These are our dogs. Today is their day, per the internet.
August 26, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Every dog has their day. These are our dogs. Today is their day, per the internet.
Happy RayRay Day. Two years of this cuddly fartbomb.
August 12, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Happy RayRay Day. Two years of this cuddly fartbomb.
A picture on my phone with my energy. Not a selfie.
August 10, 2023 at 12:26 AM
A picture on my phone with my energy. Not a selfie.
Today's goal is "take a lunch break".
Is today's goal attainable?
Is today's goal attainable?
August 5, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Today's goal is "take a lunch break".
Is today's goal attainable?
Is today's goal attainable?
I haven't met my brother's girlfriend yet but I'm pretty sure she's not gonna like me very much.
August 3, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I haven't met my brother's girlfriend yet but I'm pretty sure she's not gonna like me very much.
Here's a pic of Egon catching up on his stories.
July 29, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Here's a pic of Egon catching up on his stories.
This is my favorite one of these that I have seen.
July 26, 2023 at 1:19 AM
This is my favorite one of these that I have seen.