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willis fingers
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
willis fingers
thank you arceus for giving the vikings the skols to humiliate the cowboys on national television
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
thank you arceus for giving the vikings the skols to humiliate the cowboys on national television
jalen derps
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
jalen derps
turn on the TV just in time to have to watch sauce gardner limp off the field
CBS showing me misery even when they arent airing the damn jets game
CBS showing me misery even when they arent airing the damn jets game
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
turn on the TV just in time to have to watch sauce gardner limp off the field
CBS showing me misery even when they arent airing the damn jets game
CBS showing me misery even when they arent airing the damn jets game
yeah I'm just done with people
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
yeah I'm just done with people
arceus give me the strength to make it through the rest of the year
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
arceus give me the strength to make it through the rest of the year
oh great arceus please unshuffle the cards so that they can embarrass the cowboys on national television
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
oh great arceus please unshuffle the cards so that they can embarrass the cowboys on national television
Just
Ending
The
Season
Ending
The
Season
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just
Ending
The
Season
Ending
The
Season
ah yes. the "two former jets QBs aging before your very eyes" matchup of the week
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ah yes. the "two former jets QBs aging before your very eyes" matchup of the week
life reflecting jets win-loss record
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
life reflecting jets win-loss record
....the gnats on cbs will also never not be weird to me
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
....the gnats on cbs will also never not be weird to me
jets games on fox will never not be weird to me
September 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
jets games on fox will never not be weird to me
it is finally time for merricas second favorite pastime
turning on national television in the hopes of watching the cowboys be embarrassed on national television
turning on national television in the hopes of watching the cowboys be embarrassed on national television
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it is finally time for merricas second favorite pastime
turning on national television in the hopes of watching the cowboys be embarrassed on national television
turning on national television in the hopes of watching the cowboys be embarrassed on national television
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Yo, I got a dumb idea. For every 10 likes this post gets, I'll draw a random person who replies lol
July 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yo, I got a dumb idea. For every 10 likes this post gets, I'll draw a random person who replies lol
if I can't skip your ads on youtube then im not voting for you
May 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
if I can't skip your ads on youtube then im not voting for you
the sudden realization that dudes with super bowl rings are just casually half the michigan panthers QB room
May 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the sudden realization that dudes with super bowl rings are just casually half the michigan panthers QB room
augh. its still raining
May 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
augh. its still raining
breaking my heart watching case cookus struggle
May 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
breaking my heart watching case cookus struggle
journalism loses kentucky derby, journalists everywhere lose by proxy
May 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
journalism loses kentucky derby, journalists everywhere lose by proxy
i hate this state
April 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i hate this state
i finally got new sneakers
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i finally got new sneakers
im about half-certain that the last time the city had a blizzard this bad MTA still ran high-floor articulateds
February 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
im about half-certain that the last time the city had a blizzard this bad MTA still ran high-floor articulateds
have i ever said aloud that i do not like paperwork
because i do not like paperwork
because i do not like paperwork
February 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
have i ever said aloud that i do not like paperwork
because i do not like paperwork
because i do not like paperwork
id unironically pay to watch a cage match between lattimore and aj brown
January 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
id unironically pay to watch a cage match between lattimore and aj brown