Wonko the Sane
@kernowmad.bsky.social
“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
- The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko that mankind in general was insane.
- The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko that mankind in general was insane.
When you get stopped for speeding as cyclists overtake you.
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you get stopped for speeding as cyclists overtake you.
Same circus, different clown.
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Same circus, different clown.
Who could've seen that coming? 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who could've seen that coming? 🙄
Your regular reminder to place the blame in the correct place.
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Your regular reminder to place the blame in the correct place.
Some people just have trouble covering up their true guilty pleasure all the time.
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Some people just have trouble covering up their true guilty pleasure all the time.
There's a pot of gold somewhere in Falmouth Bay.
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There's a pot of gold somewhere in Falmouth Bay.
Pick your arguments.
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Pick your arguments.
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Obviously AI has zero sense of irony too. Eh, perplexity? 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Obviously AI has zero sense of irony too. Eh, perplexity? 🙄
