Kern Mailer
@kernmailer.bsky.social
I post my real thoughts on the other site. No, not that one, the other other one. No, the next one. That one.
Kinda routing for Saudi Arabia to win the Concacaf Gold Cup because
A. LOLZ
And
B. They’re actually pretty good
But also
C. Herve Renard! The sexy pirate of global soccer!
A. LOLZ
And
B. They’re actually pretty good
But also
C. Herve Renard! The sexy pirate of global soccer!
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kinda routing for Saudi Arabia to win the Concacaf Gold Cup because
A. LOLZ
And
B. They’re actually pretty good
But also
C. Herve Renard! The sexy pirate of global soccer!
A. LOLZ
And
B. They’re actually pretty good
But also
C. Herve Renard! The sexy pirate of global soccer!
What if Ezra Klein had gotten to Leno first, instead of Curtis Yarvin?
April 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What if Ezra Klein had gotten to Leno first, instead of Curtis Yarvin?
Ever feel like you’ve been conned?
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ever feel like you’ve been conned?
Ah, got it. Thank you so much for this.
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ah, got it. Thank you so much for this.
Anora in a nutshell
March 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Anora in a nutshell
Did not expect the new Paul Thomas Anderson to feature so much of the cast of Support the Girls
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Did not expect the new Paul Thomas Anderson to feature so much of the cast of Support the Girls
Compare the successfully physical integrated bike lanes and mass transit improvements that are constructed in Europe and Asia to the rubble of plastic pylons and prison gates that now dominate recent ostensibly civic-progressive landscape interventions in US cities
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Compare the successfully physical integrated bike lanes and mass transit improvements that are constructed in Europe and Asia to the rubble of plastic pylons and prison gates that now dominate recent ostensibly civic-progressive landscape interventions in US cities
(And yes, far more than the “boom boom aesthetic”, bunker chic is the defining luxury aesthetic of our era)
March 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
(And yes, far more than the “boom boom aesthetic”, bunker chic is the defining luxury aesthetic of our era)
Big “Manu Chao meets Lucille Bluth” energy to Uruguay
March 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Big “Manu Chao meets Lucille Bluth” energy to Uruguay
In case you’re wondering if Democrats might provide an effective response to our neonazi neofeudal institutional Anschluss…
@rokhanna.bsky.social is out here groveling for approval from alt-right troll accounts.
@rokhanna.bsky.social is out here groveling for approval from alt-right troll accounts.
March 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In case you’re wondering if Democrats might provide an effective response to our neonazi neofeudal institutional Anschluss…
@rokhanna.bsky.social is out here groveling for approval from alt-right troll accounts.
@rokhanna.bsky.social is out here groveling for approval from alt-right troll accounts.
Shoulda used AI to compensate for not bothering to campaign
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Shoulda used AI to compensate for not bothering to campaign
A bit of a stretch but
March 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A bit of a stretch but
Have we achieved peak fucked up head? Discuss.
March 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Have we achieved peak fucked up head? Discuss.
Don’t @ me, I’m a classy House Atreides style Mediterranean, which makes me Judas to the creepy pale Northern rain people and Jesus to the charmingly swarthy sand people
March 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Don’t @ me, I’m a classy House Atreides style Mediterranean, which makes me Judas to the creepy pale Northern rain people and Jesus to the charmingly swarthy sand people
Anyone else remember when Oscar-nominated French-🇨🇦 director Denis Villeneuve made a super racist and sexist movie about a woman and the Mexican drug cartels?
March 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Anyone else remember when Oscar-nominated French-🇨🇦 director Denis Villeneuve made a super racist and sexist movie about a woman and the Mexican drug cartels?
And ending with the uncomfortable and challenging
March 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
And ending with the uncomfortable and challenging
And continuing to the niche but fondly remembered
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And continuing to the niche but fondly remembered
And moving on to the very overlooked
March 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And moving on to the very overlooked
Starting with the very obvious
March 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Starting with the very obvious
a Guy Maddin movie about technocracy, who says no?
February 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
a Guy Maddin movie about technocracy, who says no?
The posters for the Yakuza Papers go so hard
February 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The posters for the Yakuza Papers go so hard
February 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@lioneltrolling.bsky.social nailed it here.
February 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@lioneltrolling.bsky.social nailed it here.