drive to a little town (solvang) because your niece is here until sunday 🥰

i wish a bitch would cancel me for calling myself a dyke. babes, go unpack that with the friends who cry about not looking queer enough, your wombyn’s studies professor and your favorite queer ig infographic influencer

i’m certain there are ways i could’ve achieved this, like asking venue staff at places i’ve worked, but there’s something special about *stumbling* upon something so precious!!!!

you deserve TWO snacks. one for each admin things. i don’t make the rules, i just enforce them 😌

you’re so brave for this 🫡

i keep forgetting i have this account, hahahahha

just truly horrendous