Kerm
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Kerm
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"It's not easy being green. But being in the resistance is not much easier..." #ScoobAndShagRP
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"It's not easy being Green..."

This is not the Kermit you know. Well, kinda. Presenting: Kerm, citizen of planet Toon, and member of Toons military on Earth.

He acted on tv before! He smokes weed! He plays the Banjo! He can summon snacks at will!

Sounds like a radical dude, right?
"Maybe it's a good thing my friends seem...busy...I wouldn't want to run into them right now..."

(It wouldn't be to our advantage to get into conflict with them. At least not now. But don't forget, we need-)

"Yeah yeah...but there are other ways to attain it...for now..."

(We test out limits.)
May 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He stood on the edge of a cliff, overlooking a far city.

"...alright...let's test these powers..."
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
//Wait...is the verse active again? Did...a new comic drop or so?
May 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Kerm
𝔏𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫!

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca Warner the III!

❤️ & 🔄?
a cartoon character is standing in a field of flowers and says i 'm cute
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a field of flowers and says i 'm cute
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by Kerm
𝑀𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇 𝐵𝓊𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓁𝓎!
𝑀𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃!

#𝒟𝒾𝓈𝓃𝑒𝓎𝑅𝒫 #𝒮𝒱𝒯𝐹𝒪𝐸𝑅𝒫

❤ 𝒶𝓃𝒹 🔁 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹!

𝐸𝒹𝒾𝓉 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒.𝓂𝓅𝟦_
October 17, 2024 at 4:38 AM
"Well..."

He tilted his head a bit.

"...I guess I just hang around too many cute looking blonds?"

A slight chuckle. And instant regret. That was improper...well kinda. Or was it okay? Ah, dang anxiety.

"Sorry...I'm Kerm, by the way..."
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"Huh...you ever get that feeling of Deja Vu? Seeing someone and thinking, you know them, but...no, you never did?"
March 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
//About time to do my Pinned!

Also...it would be nice to have a "History"-Button here, so I can see, who the Accounts I followed once were...
March 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"It's not easy being Green..."

This is not the Kermit you know. Well, kinda. Presenting: Kerm, citizen of planet Toon, and member of Toons military on Earth.

He acted on tv before! He smokes weed! He plays the Banjo! He can summon snacks at will!

Sounds like a radical dude, right?
March 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
🎶Just when I thought it was going all right
🎶I find out I'm wrong, when I thought it was right.

🎶It's always the same
🎶It's just a shame
🎶That's all.
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
//Had an interesting idea on a potential plot.

Of course way too ambitious, but hey.
January 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Maybe it's time I return to HQ..."
January 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
//That's a hard one. Got 3 I can't really pick between. Kefla is my best working character, Linkle is a ton of fun every time, but Daisy just connects more easily to most verses...
December 22, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Man, Dee has just the most luck regarding women, it seems.
December 9, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Things I just learned today:

"Holiday" is supposed to directly lead into "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", as in, they fade directly into each other and are played as a double-song on the Album.
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
"I wonder if people would like me being seductive..."
December 9, 2024 at 12:24 AM
//As good as the writing I've seen today was...nothing ever compares to this FIRST PARAGRAPH of a book here.
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
December 4, 2024 at 11:47 PM
To the melody of "Kids with Guns"
December 4, 2024 at 11:29 PM
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐓. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠, 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭
Continuation from Part 2
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐓. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠, 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐
Continuation from Part 1
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐓. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠

Their power was too delicious to withstand. A group of creature, not from this world, and bearing strange abilities...but more than that, positively REAKING of godlike beings of a higher order, working through them. These...Toones had to be under my control.
December 4, 2024 at 10:27 PM
//If anyone wants to give me any feedback on that Solo, feel free to do so! Everything probably could use one more work-over, but I kinda wanted to get the story out first.

One more Part, now that the setup is basically done!
December 4, 2024 at 9:26 PM