Ed🫂
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he/him | 20 | i am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather
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I need a peepaw meal. soft foods I can eat by smacking against the roof of my mouth while staring into space without life behind my eyes.
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I need a peepaw meal. soft foods I can eat by smacking against the roof of my mouth while staring into space without life behind my eyes.
oh to be buried with you, my fuckass gnome wife
December 11, 2024 at 3:28 AM
oh to be buried with you, my fuckass gnome wife
i am beautiful and delicate balance of rockstar energy drinks and melatonin
December 10, 2024 at 7:04 AM
i am beautiful and delicate balance of rockstar energy drinks and melatonin
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If Sherlock Holmes was a geologist:
“It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.”
“It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.”
December 3, 2024 at 3:14 AM
If Sherlock Holmes was a geologist:
“It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.”
“It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.”
when is it my turn to be in ireland?
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 AM
when is it my turn to be in ireland?
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What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
my girlfriend does not want to name our kids "Walter Jesse" or "Rick Morty"
November 24, 2024 at 4:42 AM
my girlfriend does not want to name our kids "Walter Jesse" or "Rick Morty"
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November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
i am actively the person in college who's really annoying about improv but in my defense im annoying about a lot of other things too
November 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
i am actively the person in college who's really annoying about improv but in my defense im annoying about a lot of other things too
i am the king of mood swings
October 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
i am the king of mood swings