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@kermithefrogtshirt.bsky.social
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she/her, 20s. occasional fanfic writer; find me at cdrcrichton on ao3 and tumblr 😊
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BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR I MAKE A DIME I'M WATCHIN SPONES ON COMPANY TIME
A scene from the Star Trek episode Bread and Circuses playing on a laptop. The scene is of Dr Leonard McCoy sitting really very close to Mr Spock, caging him against the wall and asking him, "Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock?"
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Unfollow me now, this is gonna be the only think i tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for years fuck. What the fuck.
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Edited image of a black and white cat against a starry sky. In front of her, flames surround Deep Space Nine. A Federation runabout and the USS Defiant are flying away. At the top, in purple and gold, are the words "the destroyer of terok nor"
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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[remembers people i know irl follow me] uhh i mean smut? what's that like smog or something
Distorted view of a brown horse that looks somewhat concerned
August 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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spent a lovely evening in nature reading old man yaoi. there's no hope for me.
a firepit, picnic table, and tent in late evening
August 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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ppl in fandom spaces pissing me off again
scene from NBC's "Parks and Recreation" with captions changed. Image reads, "I can't believe that person wrote something illegal!" "No, that's a work of fiction. Fiction is fictional. Do you know that? It's important to me that you know that."
May 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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what the hell did they water this carrot field with
A comically thick carrot, slightly curved
April 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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cat naps!
a white cat with black spots sleeping on a fluffy gray blanket. she has one paw over her nose
April 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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an important thing for a cat, i got one especially for dorothy
Black and white cat sleeping on a navy blue blanket on a peacock blue couch
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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happy threshold day to all who celebrate 💗
A screenshot from star trek: voyager of two large brown and black salamanders with long whiskers. An overlay of pink hearts and sparkles has been added, as well as text reading, "sparkle on! It's threshold day!"
January 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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the timeless urge to write fic that nobody but me will read or enjoy
Cartoon guy grinning joylessly with big thumbs up
January 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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this checks out lol
2024 playstation wrap-up. 11 games played, 61 trophies earned, 156 hours played, 1 hour in multiplayer. My top game is Fallout 4.
January 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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thinking abt Them again. why didn't i buy this
A boxed set of a special Star Trek edition Barbie and Ken. Barbie is wearing a red uniform and Ken is wearing a gold one. The box is balanced on the edge of a bathtub, next to a toilet paper roll fixed to the wall by two white fists.
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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bf's dog briefly gained sentience and immediately began watching the x files
December 30, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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👀 💛
December 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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well. i own it now
December 21, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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A still of Ben Browder as John Crichton in the show Farscape. He has a shocked look on his face.
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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here are some of mine! i picked up all the big chunks of quartz on a walk recently
A hand holding five chunks of white quartz Two pieces of amethyst, a piece of labradorite, a piece of selenite, and a piece of jasper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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shopping for magic cards is so annoying bc what do you mean this is the only art for this card
A magic: the gathering card named frog tongue. The objectively ugly art shows a man with a long frog-like tongue, catching an anthropomorphic bug. The card text reads, "Enchant creature: when frog tongue comes into play, draw a card. Enchanted creature can block creatures with flying. "But why can't i get one?" sniveled Squee. "All da bugs here got wings."
December 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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An orange and lavender sunset over a strip mall. Several contrails against cirrus clouds.
December 10, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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i decided to put a coded message into this fic i'm writing. unfortunately i'm not smart enough to understand real ciphers so book cipher it is. also unfortunately, i'm too much of a perfectionist to just throw numbers on a page so guess what i spent like an hour doing this afternoon 🙃
photo of a written note that reads, "object will be picked up from drop site midnight friday." there are numbers below each word; 145, 9, 6, 121, 21, 5, 67, 5, 4, 12, 14, 23 51, 18, 8 69, 22, 7, 90, 18, 2, 56, 2, 3, 84, 20, and 4.
December 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Four albums to introduce yourself
Cover art for Cures What Ails Ya by The Longest Johns. Cover art for Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs by Marty Robbins. Cover art for Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At the Disco. Cover art for Before These Crowded Streets by Dave Matthews Band.
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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GPOD (gratuitous picture of dorothy) 💛
a plump black and white cat with yellow eyes, on a dark wood floor, looking up at the camera
October 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM