You know how as a kid you had a lemonade stand and dad would come check it out and ask for a free lemonade and you give it to him partly because you love him and partly because it might affect your allowance if you don’t?

That’s why there are no tariffs on Russia.

“A lot of American penguins come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say ‘Sir,’ when are we going to do something about these penguins that steal from us?’ These Heard penguins, they’re bad people. And they work at McDonalds. All that money they steal from America and they work at McDonalds. Sad.”

The guy whose company takes government money and explodes two rockets should have to answer to that “government efficiency” guy.