Whereas Smeagol, in effect, actually does have Chat GPT.

How does such an infantile concept gain traction in the first place?

The timing's interesting, isn't it? Almost like she can't wait to start having people shot in the streets of our own cities.

What's the actual point in the Register of Members' Interests, though? I mean what does it do? What is its effect? Recourses, reprisals, mechanisms? It almost feels like our whole system is predicated on running, or mysteriously failing to run, afoul of the popular press.

'Oh no he'd totally win quick do something'

Can't just say 'than Brexit' can you

Slightly confused as to how you want me to feel about this prospect...

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...

'And make it 100% your fault when I need to stab you more.'

Just never the biggest fan of this practice of introducing disposable characters to furnish just an acceptably palatable dose of cosy tragedy.

Has he really 'seized control', though? Or is this claim more of a face-saving narrative to disguise the fact they haven't really achieved anything, other than making the concept of a 'rules-based international order' look increasingly preposterous?

So do we think that, (a) Trump's got a meticulously worked-out plan to bring this all about, or (b) Trump thinks that being the President means saying stuff makes it happen?

Except that they've got no NHS to destroy.

Did they ever explain what the yoghurt part was all about? I guess I missed it.

Oh look, they're eating at a swishy restaurant or something