Paul Kerford Wilson
kerford.bsky.social
Paul Kerford Wilson
@kerford.bsky.social
Full-stack improvisor
The Midwest version of ocean waves is a neighbor mowing their yard
July 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You think you got people figured it, then the guy in the backwards baseball call with wrap-around shades perched on them and a sleeveless shirt that says 'WTF: Where the Fireball' starts recommending his favorite wineries #eavesdropping
March 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
BRB. Googling 'James Talarico age' and really hoping he's at least 35
You can't use the parks budget to redo your backyard.

You can't use the highway budget to repave your driveway.

You can't use the police budget to hire a personal security guard.

And rich people can't use our public school budget to pay for private school.

Say no to vouchers.
March 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yeah but think about all the great folk music we'll get out the next few years
March 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
At some point, we're gonna have a conversation about a system where one person gets to wave a wand and make everything from a country 25% more expensive, right?
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Might just fuck around and become a white wine drinker
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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It is so obvious they don't know the first thing about biology
January 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Call of the Void but it's hitting your cart during an all team video call
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reposted by Paul Kerford Wilson
Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Reposted by Paul Kerford Wilson
This week a 25-year-old creator with a million followers on TikTok told me she’d go to RedNote before pouring any effort into Meta apps.

She said she didn’t like the feeling that the government is trying to push her toward U.S.-owned social apps: “F*** you, I’ll learn Mandarin.”
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yet another Christmas passes with not one single person, let alone everyone, telling me to be of good cheer #wtf
December 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
True adulthood is when you eat healthier at your own home than when you visit your parents
December 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
My least favorite phrase is 'you can't make it up' because it's never true.
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
So, we're going to go with 'skeets'? We're sure?
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM