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Robert Baker
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I like to wear shorts over here, too
Hit em straight, keep em dry.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I didn’t realize you were from Indiana…
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I grew up on French Silk pie courtesy of my mom, which is chocolate slop slopped with cream slop and prettied up with chocolate shavings, and I will devour that shit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Which course you getting on?
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me: you can’t make me care about ratings this early in the season

Also me: ok it’s bullshit how Purdue is getting dinged for its “defense” in a hotel ballroom in the Atlantic against 8 dudes that wanted to fight
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
At least if you draw him in the family gift exchange, shopping is easy (a case of Green Milk Monster and a new cane)
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh we suck at this. Real bad.

(Partly because we have a formula for everything and only one correct answer was ever accepted on the calculus exams we fought tooth and nail to pass, we have a lot of trauma to undo in that department)
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“They can’t do that to our pledges.”

“Only we can do that to our pledges!”
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Grrrrr
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Y’all are fine, the Pacers are bootycheeks
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I feel like I’m cheating in that I live in a town that borders Kirtland
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
nerd
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ok but a shop by us here sells blank notebooks of sticker-backing paper so that you can actually put your pile of stickers in a book and then move them around if you don’t like where you put them…
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My sneaky suspicion is it’s a lot of “sportsball” people that couldn’t stomach her being with an athlete…
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Those completion percentages are 😬
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We want George Pickens that close to an international border?
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What happened?
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Who’s the big candidate that makes you the most skittish?
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyway, it’s my birthday, you can’t make me watch this shit anymore, I’m going to get a massage
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Also, if we have another monologue from a commentator that played in the 90s about being blissfully ignorant of the rules, I’m going to drive to Stamford and throw several PDFs at their heads.

It’s not funny. It’s your job to understand the laws. Figure it out or shut up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Part of the issue is that it’s another match where the opponent is allowed to dictate terms and spurs are forced on the back foot, but they make their own luck with some of the decisions with the ball.

First goal was unlucky, second was just being too passive.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM