The Rock if he was a furry be like: ōwó
October 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The Rock if he was a furry be like: ōwó
A broken clock is correct twice a day
A clock that's 1 second behind is correct once every 43200 years
It's better to quit than to not be the best
A clock that's 1 second behind is correct once every 43200 years
It's better to quit than to not be the best
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A broken clock is correct twice a day
A clock that's 1 second behind is correct once every 43200 years
It's better to quit than to not be the best
A clock that's 1 second behind is correct once every 43200 years
It's better to quit than to not be the best
What if Papers Please was called Praises Please and instead of Dari Ludum giving you good girl he called you a good girl
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What if Papers Please was called Praises Please and instead of Dari Ludum giving you good girl he called you a good girl
Hand Inc. is a company managed by Hand Holding LLC
July 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hand Inc. is a company managed by Hand Holding LLC
Legalizing weed will cause the average rate of dilly dallying to skyrocket and the rate of locking the fuck in to plummet, we cannot let this happen
June 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Legalizing weed will cause the average rate of dilly dallying to skyrocket and the rate of locking the fuck in to plummet, we cannot let this happen
Horror challenge: Drink coffee before going to sleep and turn off your phone and be left with your thoughts and no way of losing them by falling asleep
May 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Horror challenge: Drink coffee before going to sleep and turn off your phone and be left with your thoughts and no way of losing them by falling asleep
You're not "stinky" or "gross" for not showering, you're simply a cast iron pan and you'd wash away all the seasoning
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
You're not "stinky" or "gross" for not showering, you're simply a cast iron pan and you'd wash away all the seasoning
If the Gingerbread Man was American his house would've been made out of nougat as drywall
March 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If the Gingerbread Man was American his house would've been made out of nougat as drywall
Making pushed pork by putting steaks under the hydraulic press
March 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Making pushed pork by putting steaks under the hydraulic press
The GL in OpenGL stands for Girl Love
March 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The GL in OpenGL stands for Girl Love
Treadmills scratch the innate urge to be Sisyphus
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Treadmills scratch the innate urge to be Sisyphus
Multiple-choice questions in tests are how schools teach children the thrill of gambling at an early age
March 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Multiple-choice questions in tests are how schools teach children the thrill of gambling at an early age
Hair oils are full of bad thoughts and auras that seep into your brain which is why you always feel much better after washing your hair
March 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Hair oils are full of bad thoughts and auras that seep into your brain which is why you always feel much better after washing your hair
Beekeeping as a concept is wild, imagine if we had a fourth dimensional elder god who could swipe us out of existence with magic smoke but instead chose to build us a planet with free housing and protection from other eldritch beings just because they like french fries
March 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Beekeeping as a concept is wild, imagine if we had a fourth dimensional elder god who could swipe us out of existence with magic smoke but instead chose to build us a planet with free housing and protection from other eldritch beings just because they like french fries
Musicians will be like "I just released a 3-hour ambient album" as if my dishwasher didn't also do that
March 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Musicians will be like "I just released a 3-hour ambient album" as if my dishwasher didn't also do that
Enough about thin mints, where do I get thicc mints
February 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Enough about thin mints, where do I get thicc mints
Yeah I'm into BDSM
Business
Development
Sales
Marketing
Business
Development
Sales
Marketing
February 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yeah I'm into BDSM
Business
Development
Sales
Marketing
Business
Development
Sales
Marketing
Saw executioners when the victim doesn't actually start thriving again and just kills themselves after the trial is over due to the trauma they endured (masterful planning)
February 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Saw executioners when the victim doesn't actually start thriving again and just kills themselves after the trial is over due to the trauma they endured (masterful planning)