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Kenji Velasquez
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Compliance Guy
@bethchen, should we disinfect those stuffies?
February 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
@murat, that’s in the … uh … Raccoon Exclusion Zone, isn’t it?
February 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Are you creating a Raccoon Exclusion Zone?
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Okay, well, let me know if you need some alone time.
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Does it bother you at all? I can ask them to stop.
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Well, that’s concerning.
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Uh, we don’t quite have space for everyone on the ship. We’ve invited a few of the kids, but if anyone would like to come and we missed you, please just send me a ping.
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Another year. Where does the time go?
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
@ifer, just reminding you about the chat we had concerning NDAs.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
And perhaps there are some very good reasons those interactions remain undocumented. @mokonkwo, can we move this discussion to a private channel?
January 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I refuse to give that thing a name, but I hope you can understand the concerns here.
January 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It’s less that and more the other part of @ifer’s research.
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Hello director. That’s not quite accurate. I was just reminding Ife that the Tycho-Wandertaube contract has some very specific NDA requirements.
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
No, you may not.
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So we’ve fed him. Great.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I’m a lawyer, Zalmux. Don’t yuck my yum.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Please don’t encourage her.
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
@bethchen, a little help here?
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Joy, it’s not really sanitary to have a raccoon at your birthday party.
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
@murat, can you check this out?
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Hold up. We don’t have any sensors in the ventilation ducts in Pod 7. You *can* see Wally in the ship?
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I’m sorry, my preoccupation produces patterns?
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
We can fab new markers for you if needed.
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 AM