The Bromance is over. O-V-A-H, over!

The FAA said today that 240 flights were disrupted by yesterday’s explosion of the SpaceX Starship spacecraft. I assume that the FAA officials responsible for issuing this report will be summarily fired.

Impeach Musk.

Once we annex Greenland, Canada, and Panama, the price of eggs will drop and Haitian immigrants will stop eating house pets. Hope this helps.

No man has ever gained an advantage by telling a woman to calm down.

The only thing better than science is better science.

Conspiracy theories were invented so stupid people can act like they’re smart.

tRump’s picks for his cabinet is a kakistocracy, and the reason is clear. He is surrounding himself with those who are unqualified and incompetent because he doesn’t want to be shown up by people who are smarter than he is. And by “smarter than he is” I mean the majority of the world’s populace.

Turns out Idiocracy was a documentary.