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Sometimes they act like they don’t think we know how to use pitchforks.
Puerto Rican electrician buddy of mine just called looking for work. His boss only had work on the Texas side of the Mexican border and he refused to get deported to El Salvador. Kinda fucked that US Citizens are afraid to work in the US for fear of Fed agents. Even stranger, he feels safer in KY.
July 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I went to treatment for alcoholism and heroin addiction and it was covered by Obamacare. I got sober, got my Master’s and Contractor’s licenses. I’ve created jobs and paid millions in taxes.

Medicaid was an investment that paid off.

Millions will lose this life saving opportunity.
July 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If Qatar wanted to curry the favor of the American people, their ruler would have given free medicine to the millions of seniors rationing their prescriptions, not one used plane to a billionaire.
May 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Took an emergency service call this morning to repair service damaged in last night’s storm. House number across the street was 8647, and had a MAGA sticker on truck. I called police to report a threat against the President. I’m out here saving America.
May 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you’re building a guillotine, remember to shop local.
April 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Since due process is not guaranteed, are we expected to exercise our 2nd Amendment rights if ICE agents attempt to detain and send us to a foreign gulag?
April 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
44m people have seen the White House officially tell the world that the only acceptable response to being kicked in the balls is, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

Fuck this goddamn loser.
April 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Remember when they were coming to audit Fort Knox?
Remember when they were going to release the Epstein files?
Remember when he was going to end the war in Ukraine?

President Lame Duck McClickbait just sold pardons and gave his donors no-bid government contracts.
March 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I exercised greater operational security when buying bags of grass than these clowns used to send Americans into combat.
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Plumber was running his yap about English being the national language.

I informed him that he’s no longer allowed to call Nevada, Colorado or Florida by those names.

Anyone want to inform the MAGAs in Snowy, Reddish, or Flowery?
March 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Helping son fill out college applications and his mother is furious that he included “Little Lebowski Urban Achiever” as a civic activity.

I hope the admissions office has a sense of humor.
an elderly man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It’s odd that the losers that claim school shootings are false flag events never consider that maybe Teslas are being burned for insurance because no one wants to own a fascist lightning rod.
March 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Millions of American bros think this equates to “doing your own research”.
March 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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FIRST ONE DOWN. OTEGA IS THE MAN! #BBN
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
By talking shit about Musk, liberals have MAGAs rushing to Tesla to buy the latest Nazicar. We have moved America one step closer to making the planet better by putting more EVs on the road.
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elon says people at getting paid to ruin Tesla stock value?

Who’s been holding out on me?

I’ve been shitting on those cars for a decade and haven’t seen a dime.
March 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Price to install circuitry for a Tesla charger has increased dramatically in my area.
March 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Told a plumber this on the job site today as he was defending Trump’s economic ideas.

“You’re watching a kid running around with a hammer, knocking holes in walls. You’re telling others that the carpenter knows what he’s doing.

He’s a child with shit in his britches arbitrarily swinging a hammer.”
March 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Despite the billions in new no-bid contracts, Tesla’s stock is down 40% since Inauguration Day.

That seems bad for shareholders.
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yesterday, a $2.4m electrical project was scrapped at a factory in Kentucky because tariffs made the expansion not worth the investment.

It would’ve added to a production line and increased employment. Tariffs cost us more than they understand
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
MAGA mom was complaining about the state of America and a family’s inability to survive on one paycheck. I reminded her that her father was a union steel worker. Top tax rates were so high that it was better to invest in labor and facilities than CEO pay.
“Your generation’s selfishness is to blame.
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
America First translates to, “We have no allies.”
March 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Every electrical contractor is revising his pricing today because an orange moron just added 25% onto their bill.
March 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
With all of the other stupid shit happening, I forgot that Kari Lake has appointed to run Voice of America.
March 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
All my life Fox News has been warning my parents of drug addled immigrants killing rich white people but a South African on ketamine running around with a chainsaw raises no eyebrows.

I’m thinking the melanin content of the immigrant might be the real concern.
March 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM