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Kentucky spokesperson backup #7
@kentuckybackupnbr7.bsky.social
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Here if Eddie, Murph, Clay, Mandy, Charles, and Egbert are busy that day.
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You were once, twice, three times a Schildmaid
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Joey: It’s good to be back in England and it’s good to see all of you again. Take it Dee Dee.

Dee Dee: 1 2 3 4 till Schildmaid.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Just in case @caneandrinse.com does a Super Marion 3D World podcast in 2026, I’m starting to draft ideas for 3 word reviews. Egbert is critiquing my work. Still have a ways to go but I WILL get there.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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It took five women to Schildmaid

According to Prince, anyway
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Back in the summer of 6 till Schildmaid
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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My only beef is Samus has the technology to turn into a ball but this alleged tech nerd stuck with earthling glasses
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I got seven days to live my life or seven ways to Schildmaid
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Eight days a Schildmaid
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November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Workin’ 9 to Schildmaid
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November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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10 women (10 women) 10 women between you and Schildmaid
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November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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No sleep til Schieldmaid
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November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Replace the voice actor with John Oliver and all will be fine
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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just got off video call with Seinfeld. He wants to know: What’s the deal with Nintendo putting mushroom-ish formations in deserts? It‘s a dry heat, but you’re telling me fungi are able to grow there? [tucks blue shirt into black jeans, gives up on joke, walks away from phone]
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I fired this bad boy up but honestly I don’t feel like playing it again
February 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Our review of Supper Mario 2
February 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The game is smooth sailing till you reach this line of hammer bros. How in the hayell did I get past this as a kid? If not for having fireball throwing power I’d have died right there
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Here’s our state’s official review of Super Marion Bros
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Welp, I’ve stepped in it. Egbert seen my Echoes of Wisdom review and now wants me writing reviews of games based on average perspective of Kentuckians. Here’s the first one:
Drawing of Kentucky. It says Official Ky. Review.
February 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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@brianpshea.bsky.social I got this random email from Nintendo instructing me to play Mario Wonder again. So I did. But it’s as I said random - any chance of Mario Wonder DLC on Mar10 day?
Header for Mario Wonder email. It says to Jump back into the fun with Super Mario Bros Wonder
February 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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That’s funny. Reminds me of how Intendo accidentally called that one game “Bowser’s Furry” when Super Marion in cat suit is the one who is furry
Bowser with beard. A word bubble says oh no I’m furry
February 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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@caneandrinse.com When it comes to listening to stuff in 2025:

C ‘n f’n R > G ‘n f’n R
February 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Tough day ahead. There’s talk of a KentuExit but I doubt even a state as progressive as ours could pull it off. Here’s hoping Cane/Rinse brighten 2026 with a p-cast on super Mario 3d worlds
Car bumper with a sticker that says “don’t blame me I voted for Alan Rinse…”
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Egbert here on Seven’s account. Charles sent me this:

Paul Simon Belmont and Art Garfunky Kong.

By the by Seven, it’s GarfunkEL
Fake picture of Paul Simon as a vampire hunter and Art Garfunkel holding a surf board
January 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The movement to get @caneandrinse.com to cover super Mario 3d worlds might have started in Ky, but I hear reports it’s spreading nationwide, even leading to the long awaited reunion of Simon and Schuster.
Awful fake picture of Simon or George Castanza as Mario and Garfunkel as a regular plumber unrelated to Super Mario Bros. A word bubble says “where dod you go Alan Cane. A nation turns its lonely eyes to you”
January 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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@caneandrinse.com Here’s sort of Mario in a cat suit which Eddie claims he drew by hand which I highly doubt. It’s from a game I bet you’d like because everyone in Ky likes it and I bet Ky is representative of most people’s taste. The games called super marro 3d worlds
Mario in a cat suit definitely unofficial art. A word bubble from Mario’s mouth says “hey cane and rinse, the reviews were largely stellar”
January 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM