“Though this be madness, yet there is method in't." - Gary Russell’s Hamlet (First Folio)

Ah, sir. If you knew how many books on my shelves have YOUR name on them, you’d understand how much that means. (N.B. Books that you’ve written, I don’t just scrawl ‘Gary Russell’ on things. And anyone who says differently is a LIAR.) Genuinely so pleased you enjoyed it.

Now, see here… if you’re going to make me laugh, wait until I don’t have a mouthful of coffee. Now my sinuses hurt.