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Fractone from Donkey Kong Bananza and Rock Pikmin from Pikmin 3 and 4.
July 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
kento.cornyjok.es
There was a picture that circulated a lot during the George W Bush administration of a guy holding a sign that said “get a brain! Morans.” I edited it so it says “get a brain! Vote Zohran.”
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The results speak for themselves!
A candlestick chart for Fast Retailing with on the three month time frame, with an opening price for 2012 marked with an arrow labeled “Momus Uniqlo ad.” The intent here is to deceive advertisers into believing they can multiply their market capitalization by ten over the course of a decade by commissioning original music from Momus.
May 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Book cover for “Make Way for the Dumb Bunnies” by Dav Pilkey (screenreaders take note: it’s pronounced Dave Pilkey). The cover features a seal which states “this book is too dumb to win an award.”
April 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Ana Torrent in The Spirit of the Beehive with a bowl in front of her face. Fernando Fernán Gómez in The Spirit of the Beehive with a pocket watch and a distinctive hexagonal patterned window behind him. Ana Torrent in The Spirit of the Beehive with a bowl in her hands. Fernando Fernán Gómez in The Spirit of the Beehive.
March 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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this smug idiot
I asked Google “how many hours are there today?” Google’s AI overview said “there are 24 hours in a day”
March 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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now im looking at umbrellas
a matrix falling letters umbrella. you’d have to wear leather and sunglasses to make this work. a hand-painted fujin and raijin umbrella. It costs over $1,000!!! i wonder if i can find something cheaper at donki.
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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dm me if you look like this
February 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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go birds
The Philadelphia Eagles Santa Claus incident was an incident that occurred during halftime of an American football game in the 1968 season of the National Football League (NFL) between the visiting Minnesota Vikings and the Philadelphia Eagles. The game itself is referred to as The Santa Claus Game. The incident occurred on December 15, 1968, in Week 14, at the time the final week of the NFL season, with the struggling Eagles sitting at 2-11 on the season. Tied 7-7 at halftime, the team brought out Santa Claus as part of the halftime Christmas parade; but Eagles fans upset by the poor season pelted him with snowballs.
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
kento.cornyjok.es
why is this chart moss from pikmin 4
moss the dog from pikmin 4 looking sheepish because she ate all the microplastics
February 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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this is why i don’t usually make memes
The caption says “Ben Stein with the Time Machine” The first Ben Stein, presumably the time traveler, says “clear eyes is awesome” The second Ben Stein, perhaps still a speechwriter for Richard Milhous Nixon, says “wow”
February 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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im revisiting this 2023 piece about why the united states could have an aviation disaster in the near future slate.com/human-intere...
Everyone I've spoken to in commercial aviation recently about these "near misses" agreed. “There's a pulse in the industry that says we're close to something happening," said a captain at a major airline. "We're talking to controllers who are overwhelmed," a first officer at a different airline told me. "Every captain has stories. We're asking too much of the system. It's not a matter of if something happens, but when."
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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two likes in thirteen hours, twitter is truly dead
On Twitter the pompompurin account posted a picture of pompompurin eating a nikuman while in a nikuman. I very wittily replied to this cute image with an even cuter joke, saying “bao wow”
January 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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this is now one of the best things i own
pompompurin tote bag with Texas imagery and pompompurin’s exposed butthole
January 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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this is what posting feels like
January 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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live mouseholds reaction
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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November 29, 2023 at 4:59 PM
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super magyar bros?
October 21, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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my ideas are too dangerous
October 7, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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I’m pretty confident that’s what it is because it comes up on Google Image Search with the search term “little nemo in slumberland mushroom”
September 19, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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do you think oppenheimer felt stupid that the plan he went with didn’t manage to kill 500,000 people either
September 17, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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August 30, 2023 at 10:08 PM
kento.cornyjok.es
me less than two months ago:
oriental fellow with tape and glue and wires all over
August 12, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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do enough regular people know what a line edit is for this to work
July 10, 2023 at 2:30 PM