Some Guy in Kent
@kentguy.bsky.social
Professional doom scroller
1) who?
2) I hope he gets the chair, the pathetic little twat
2) I hope he gets the chair, the pathetic little twat
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
1) who?
2) I hope he gets the chair, the pathetic little twat
2) I hope he gets the chair, the pathetic little twat
Middle of November (supposedly)
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Middle of November (supposedly)
Hoggle-looking mf
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hoggle-looking mf
No, no - we need to go back to 2010 when he was first elected leader
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m needed in a field somewhere…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m needed in a field somewhere…
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
No, no - we need to go back to 2010 when he was first elected leader
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m needed in a field somewhere…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m needed in a field somewhere…
(Me, moving to Kent in 2010, discovering Aspinall wildlife parks)
“Wow, this place really loves gorillas and primates, [turns to OH] bit weird they don’t have any chimps though, isn’t it?”
(Later that day…)
“Oh… that’s why”
“Wow, this place really loves gorillas and primates, [turns to OH] bit weird they don’t have any chimps though, isn’t it?”
(Later that day…)
“Oh… that’s why”
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
(Me, moving to Kent in 2010, discovering Aspinall wildlife parks)
“Wow, this place really loves gorillas and primates, [turns to OH] bit weird they don’t have any chimps though, isn’t it?”
(Later that day…)
“Oh… that’s why”
“Wow, this place really loves gorillas and primates, [turns to OH] bit weird they don’t have any chimps though, isn’t it?”
(Later that day…)
“Oh… that’s why”
Has the BBC considered telling the muppet to simply ‘fuck off’?
At worst, around 25-30% would disapprove of that tactic - but I bet that same % are also responsible for painting flags on roundabouts and shouting at hotels - so who really cares?
At worst, around 25-30% would disapprove of that tactic - but I bet that same % are also responsible for painting flags on roundabouts and shouting at hotels - so who really cares?
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Has the BBC considered telling the muppet to simply ‘fuck off’?
At worst, around 25-30% would disapprove of that tactic - but I bet that same % are also responsible for painting flags on roundabouts and shouting at hotels - so who really cares?
At worst, around 25-30% would disapprove of that tactic - but I bet that same % are also responsible for painting flags on roundabouts and shouting at hotels - so who really cares?
It’s the 7th November…
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s the 7th November…
The ‘luxury tax’ for vehicles >£40k isn’t much of a deterrent (Defenders + GLS’s here)
Teenagers/dogs/no estate options meant owning an SUV now tho
That SUV is only 8CM bigger than my old Focus - Defenders/GLS are 80-100CM bigger than that
Neat tool:
www.automobiledimension.com/car-comparis...
Teenagers/dogs/no estate options meant owning an SUV now tho
That SUV is only 8CM bigger than my old Focus - Defenders/GLS are 80-100CM bigger than that
Neat tool:
www.automobiledimension.com/car-comparis...
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The ‘luxury tax’ for vehicles >£40k isn’t much of a deterrent (Defenders + GLS’s here)
Teenagers/dogs/no estate options meant owning an SUV now tho
That SUV is only 8CM bigger than my old Focus - Defenders/GLS are 80-100CM bigger than that
Neat tool:
www.automobiledimension.com/car-comparis...
Teenagers/dogs/no estate options meant owning an SUV now tho
That SUV is only 8CM bigger than my old Focus - Defenders/GLS are 80-100CM bigger than that
Neat tool:
www.automobiledimension.com/car-comparis...
I didn’t realise there was a final boss of nepo babies?
Did anyone ask him what time his father will blow his brains out, channel, etc?
Did anyone ask him what time his father will blow his brains out, channel, etc?
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I didn’t realise there was a final boss of nepo babies?
Did anyone ask him what time his father will blow his brains out, channel, etc?
Did anyone ask him what time his father will blow his brains out, channel, etc?
Daylight saving kit - now the 6pm ball chasing can continue
Look at how fucking happy she is
Look at how fucking happy she is
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Daylight saving kit - now the 6pm ball chasing can continue
Look at how fucking happy she is
Look at how fucking happy she is
Scotland does this but England doesn’t
Also:
NHS Scotland pays more for the same position/grade
Scotland has nationalised water and doesn’t pump shit into their rivers/beaches
Further education in Scotland is free (England is £9535 pa)
You’d never know we were supposedly the ‘richer’ nation
Also:
NHS Scotland pays more for the same position/grade
Scotland has nationalised water and doesn’t pump shit into their rivers/beaches
Further education in Scotland is free (England is £9535 pa)
You’d never know we were supposedly the ‘richer’ nation
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Scotland does this but England doesn’t
Also:
NHS Scotland pays more for the same position/grade
Scotland has nationalised water and doesn’t pump shit into their rivers/beaches
Further education in Scotland is free (England is £9535 pa)
You’d never know we were supposedly the ‘richer’ nation
Also:
NHS Scotland pays more for the same position/grade
Scotland has nationalised water and doesn’t pump shit into their rivers/beaches
Further education in Scotland is free (England is £9535 pa)
You’d never know we were supposedly the ‘richer’ nation
Couple moves due to ‘feeling unsafe’ and ‘soaring crime rates’
Gosh - sounds awful? I wonder which hellhole they were living in?
<…checks notes…>
…Rye, in East Sussex?!
Gosh - sounds awful? I wonder which hellhole they were living in?
<…checks notes…>
…Rye, in East Sussex?!
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Couple moves due to ‘feeling unsafe’ and ‘soaring crime rates’
Gosh - sounds awful? I wonder which hellhole they were living in?
<…checks notes…>
…Rye, in East Sussex?!
Gosh - sounds awful? I wonder which hellhole they were living in?
<…checks notes…>
…Rye, in East Sussex?!
School/Parent emails are always an eye opener
Fully behind them employing a group of snipers to deal with this - who the fuck doesn’t clean up after their dog on a *school* field?!
Fully behind them employing a group of snipers to deal with this - who the fuck doesn’t clean up after their dog on a *school* field?!
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
School/Parent emails are always an eye opener
Fully behind them employing a group of snipers to deal with this - who the fuck doesn’t clean up after their dog on a *school* field?!
Fully behind them employing a group of snipers to deal with this - who the fuck doesn’t clean up after their dog on a *school* field?!
You didn’t need to run that through an analysis tool - just zoom in
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You didn’t need to run that through an analysis tool - just zoom in
Had a bit of a giggle when they finally covered the Pochin story
‘Wes Streeting says…’, to cover their own arses from calling it out directly
‘Wes Streeting says…’, to cover their own arses from calling it out directly
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Had a bit of a giggle when they finally covered the Pochin story
‘Wes Streeting says…’, to cover their own arses from calling it out directly
‘Wes Streeting says…’, to cover their own arses from calling it out directly
This seems far more likely
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This seems far more likely
There’s 18 minutes between these two stories on KentLive
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There’s 18 minutes between these two stories on KentLive
I bet she’s properly smitten - this one has his own gin line too 🥰🥰
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I bet she’s properly smitten - this one has his own gin line too 🥰🥰
The flaggers at Napier Barracks were outnumbered at least 3:1 last weekend
Very funny given that we’re the imagined front line of the entire small boat argument
Very funny given that we’re the imagined front line of the entire small boat argument
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The flaggers at Napier Barracks were outnumbered at least 3:1 last weekend
Very funny given that we’re the imagined front line of the entire small boat argument
Very funny given that we’re the imagined front line of the entire small boat argument
Someone posted a picture of that silly little Essex barman the other day and it was very Peter Kay for me
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Someone posted a picture of that silly little Essex barman the other day and it was very Peter Kay for me
Mr Beast will pay you $500K to solve a unique Rubik cube
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Mr Beast will pay you $500K to solve a unique Rubik cube
Tim Stanley was so easy to break in hindsight
All it took was a couple of builders
All it took was a couple of builders
September 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Tim Stanley was so easy to break in hindsight
All it took was a couple of builders
All it took was a couple of builders
This is basically every company I’ve ever worked at that has licensed an Oracle product in some shape or form
September 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is basically every company I’ve ever worked at that has licensed an Oracle product in some shape or form
I’m wondering where it stops - it feels like ever increasing sensationalism
First billions, then hundreds of billions, now we’re on to this 👇
First billions, then hundreds of billions, now we’re on to this 👇
September 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m wondering where it stops - it feels like ever increasing sensationalism
First billions, then hundreds of billions, now we’re on to this 👇
First billions, then hundreds of billions, now we’re on to this 👇