Loving the Duncan Edwards stories here. In my lifetime I’d say Scholes.

If I could play Warcraft on it

Does he want out of the club? Or just out of the unwinnable situation where everything he does in whichever direction is vilified, and all he wants to do is play for the club he loves?

I love how people throw his high wages in his face, as if he should politely decline. “Massive pay rise? For me? I’ll pass, thank you”. He’s been a massive player for our club, a source of genuine joy, and deserves better than the vitriol he receives.

7 or 8

And there’s a warrant issued for Putin.

Oh yeah. Bring it back I say.

It’s snowing btw

That really is not saying much.

Cod moves in mysterious ways.

Yes, I’m punning you on multiple platforms.

I’ve been told bribery was involved.

Nations League nonsense. It’s Home Internationals or scrap the break altogether.

Wife bought me the shirt, despite her being an Everton fan. That’s love for ya.