🪱Brendon Cole🪱
@kensuckyyy.bsky.social
👁️👄👁️
Chicago, Bugs, Biology, Dogs, Drag (redacted)
Chicago, Bugs, Biology, Dogs, Drag (redacted)
Went out for one drink and ended up going home with this rich gay couple until 4 AM.
Love my gay chungus life.
Love my gay chungus life.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Went out for one drink and ended up going home with this rich gay couple until 4 AM.
Love my gay chungus life.
Love my gay chungus life.
Everything Slayyyter has released since No Comma has grabbed me by the pussy and shook me awake.
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Everything Slayyyter has released since No Comma has grabbed me by the pussy and shook me awake.
I just want to scream and cry and hit shit.
September 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I just want to scream and cry and hit shit.
My literal dog best friend (not one of my dogs) passed away today pretty tragically and I’m unwell.
I watched him 5 days a week 8 hours a day for the last 8 months.
Sammy was my essentially my 3rd dog and I don’t know what I’m going to do tomorrow when I don’t see him.
I’m so sorry my dude
I watched him 5 days a week 8 hours a day for the last 8 months.
Sammy was my essentially my 3rd dog and I don’t know what I’m going to do tomorrow when I don’t see him.
I’m so sorry my dude
September 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My literal dog best friend (not one of my dogs) passed away today pretty tragically and I’m unwell.
I watched him 5 days a week 8 hours a day for the last 8 months.
Sammy was my essentially my 3rd dog and I don’t know what I’m going to do tomorrow when I don’t see him.
I’m so sorry my dude
I watched him 5 days a week 8 hours a day for the last 8 months.
Sammy was my essentially my 3rd dog and I don’t know what I’m going to do tomorrow when I don’t see him.
I’m so sorry my dude
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The UK has officially recognized the state of Palestine, Keir Starmer announces.
September 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The UK has officially recognized the state of Palestine, Keir Starmer announces.
Just found out my job denies anyone with a felony in their record. They don’t look into what kind of felony or anything. Just automatic deny.
One less reason to be sad about quitting.
One less reason to be sad about quitting.
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just found out my job denies anyone with a felony in their record. They don’t look into what kind of felony or anything. Just automatic deny.
One less reason to be sad about quitting.
One less reason to be sad about quitting.
Chicago queers are so delusional and weird. That’s why I love it here.
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Chicago queers are so delusional and weird. That’s why I love it here.
The beating my hole has taken the last two days? I fear my insides are a different shape.
August 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The beating my hole has taken the last two days? I fear my insides are a different shape.
Might as well rename that restaurant Bricks at this point.
August 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Might as well rename that restaurant Bricks at this point.
About to fuck up this Szechuan Corner.
Gonna swallow a soup dumpling whole
Gonna swallow a soup dumpling whole
July 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
About to fuck up this Szechuan Corner.
Gonna swallow a soup dumpling whole
Gonna swallow a soup dumpling whole
That win must feel real cheap sister.
July 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
That win must feel real cheap sister.
The Logan Square Small Cheval/The Freeze is just a Small Cheval with pricey cocktails and dipped cones.
4/10
4/10
July 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Logan Square Small Cheval/The Freeze is just a Small Cheval with pricey cocktails and dipped cones.
4/10
4/10
The old fashioned and food from Best Intentions really sabotaged me last night sisters.
July 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The old fashioned and food from Best Intentions really sabotaged me last night sisters.
And why was Mistress pretending to be a black woman?
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And why was Mistress pretending to be a black woman?
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Potential ICE in Logan Sq Cali/Armitage- if anyone has that update app pls update it
July 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Potential ICE in Logan Sq Cali/Armitage- if anyone has that update app pls update it
People I didn’t even know did drag anymore out here clawing at these Hamburger Mary’s posts like cats in heat.
June 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
People I didn’t even know did drag anymore out here clawing at these Hamburger Mary’s posts like cats in heat.
Not enough people talking about how this album is almost unlistenable.
Cupid’s Girl, Butterfly, and Everyone Knows I’m Sad are the ones not ones worth a damn.
I stand by that Cuntissimo is fun, but I like it less the more it plays.
Cupid’s Girl, Butterfly, and Everyone Knows I’m Sad are the ones not ones worth a damn.
I stand by that Cuntissimo is fun, but I like it less the more it plays.
June 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not enough people talking about how this album is almost unlistenable.
Cupid’s Girl, Butterfly, and Everyone Knows I’m Sad are the ones not ones worth a damn.
I stand by that Cuntissimo is fun, but I like it less the more it plays.
Cupid’s Girl, Butterfly, and Everyone Knows I’m Sad are the ones not ones worth a damn.
I stand by that Cuntissimo is fun, but I like it less the more it plays.
All this Malaysian cigarette pack is telling me is that it’ll be really easy to give head if I keep smoking.
June 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All this Malaysian cigarette pack is telling me is that it’ll be really easy to give head if I keep smoking.
Queers with an internet account:
May 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Queers with an internet account:
No clue wtf Labubu is, but I feel like it’s too late to find out or ask.
May 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
No clue wtf Labubu is, but I feel like it’s too late to find out or ask.
My knee and hip are sore from ******* for too long 🙃
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My knee and hip are sore from ******* for too long 🙃
Eating a plant based Buona Beef on my lunch break so I can be miserable the rest of the day.
May 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Eating a plant based Buona Beef on my lunch break so I can be miserable the rest of the day.
Beyoncé solidified that Daughter is THEE song on Cowboy Carter tonight.
May 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Beyoncé solidified that Daughter is THEE song on Cowboy Carter tonight.
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Sufjan Stevens calls The Bible “very gay” in new Vulture interview:
“Jesus was single, never married. Disciples were all dudes…”
“Jesus was single, never married. Disciples were all dudes…”
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sufjan Stevens calls The Bible “very gay” in new Vulture interview:
“Jesus was single, never married. Disciples were all dudes…”
“Jesus was single, never married. Disciples were all dudes…”