Oh I thought I was done having to pay attention and they asked me more questions.

They didn't eat any of it because they were afraid to cut it while I was away.

No one ate any of this by the time I left my main lab for my secondary lab at 1 pm. This thing better be half gone by the time I get back at 3:30. I will drag it into lab meeting and force them to eat it. I slaved over it and burned my hands rolling it. EAT THE CAKE.

Now everyone's asking if I'm going to the department holiday party at the same time as my meeting, at which there will be even more food.

68 American dollars???

A lab assistant doesn't really need her own bench but I wanted to see how long I could get away with it. The answer is about seven months.

I was like "Oh, that's one of the most common coin cell batteries."

Can you believe I don't have an autism diagnosis?