Ken Penders (Parody)
kenpenders.bsky.social
Ken Penders (Parody)
@kenpenders.bsky.social
Ken Penders parody Bluesky account, #1 best Sonic creator, creator of THE LARA-SU CHRONICLES, CEO - Floating Island Productions, currently working on SHATTERED TOMORROWS, LARA-SU App, LARA-SU+ benefits, suing many people & KEN PENDERS KNUCKLES OMNIBUS
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I have been a Lara Su Plus subscriber the past few months and I am ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT. Ken gives us such great deals, great comics, and I get to support him! It doesn't even matter that I couldn't actually subscribe and that the link sends me to a rickroll, that's how amazing the service is!
May 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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I will be supporting this with all my resources because Ken Penders is just SO OVERHATED! I don't know why everyone is being hypocritical by not liking him. Ken Penders art is good actually and y'all are just haters. What were you talking about again?
May 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Also, due to economic pressure, Lara-Su+ is now $19.99 a month or $219.99 a year. But you can save money by buying the Basic plan, which includes ads, no access to comics, and no free commissions for only $14.99 a month or $159.99 a year! Hey, it worked for Netflix!
March 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Whoops, I posted on my Blue Knuckles account instead of my Green Knuckles one. (Both copyrighted!) But yes, this is true.
March 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Thanks for the plug!
March 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
BTW, for some strange reason my lawsuit against Paramount for including Knuckles in a movie that hasn't released yet got thrown out. Think, Ken, think! What would Chris-Chan do?... maybe I'll try to think of something else.
March 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oh wait, I forgot you need a Lara-Su+ subscription to buy Knuckles Omnibus anyway. I think Sega, Paramount, IDW, Fake Ken, Archie, and Thomas the Tank Engine are conspiring to ruin my Bluesky posts. I should sue them for that!
March 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just following up on this. (Also please buy Lara-Su+)
March 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If you want to support the fight against Fake Ken, Sega, Paramount, and IDW (more on that later), buy... our sponsor, Surfshark VPN! Surfshark lets you buy Lara-Su+ anonymously, and NOT get a lower price! (BTW, yes, it's only available in the US.) Buy Surfshark VPN (10% off) and Lara-Su+ TODAY!
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March 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The Shadow Files, Her Majesty Sally and the Geoffery one (which will be named Ge Ge Geoffery, not a reference) are real, all releasing 2026-2027 for Lara-Su+ members! And no, you're not paying $2.99 for chapters in the app. Why do that when they're free with Lara-Su+, now only $99.98 a year!
March 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
First, Fake Ken claimed that Knuckles Omnibus Volume 1 has released. This is a scam. The real Knuckles Omnibus will be available soon for Lara-Su+ members. Volume 2 is, indeed, expected to be released in 2026, but only for Lara-Su+ members initially. I hate Fake Ken! More below!
March 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Now that I think about it, it's more news than what Silksong fans have gotten for almost 8 years! If you want to support a coping Silksong fan in need, buy Lara-Su+, now only $99.97 per year!* For every purchase, 1 dollar will go to a Silksong fan in need of copium!* *May contain false information.
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM