Back in the damn Buick, cut on WCKG
Caught a song by Glenn Frey and an interview with Dennehy
So I'm driving down Western Ave, think I'm gonna stop at Zayre's
Got a splittin fricking headache, so I popped a couple Bayers

Bears
Hawks
Sox
Bulls

My wife Jueles is cute
Her tastes really move me like I ate Juicy Fruit

Trying to find a decent Fiero with a For Sale sign

If I was coaching the Bears, we'd at least get ten wins
Ten wins, Dennehy on the old line, Berenger at tight end

Weekend plans:

Play a little poker, spend time with the wife
Take her out to Bennigan's, see if they cook chops right

Cook brats, cook chops, their heat shouldn't be that hot
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop

Wife's pissed cause I forgot to get the Minute Rice