Kenny
@kennybitty.bsky.social
You might have to stop by Planned Parenthood tomorrow so you don’t end up pregnant 😂
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You might have to stop by Planned Parenthood tomorrow so you don’t end up pregnant 😂
Not me trying to figure out what the hell these letters could be
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Not me trying to figure out what the hell these letters could be
Something about shoes on is hotter than shoes off and I don’t know why
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Something about shoes on is hotter than shoes off and I don’t know why
And the color of royalty 👑
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
And the color of royalty 👑
Haha what about using a camera to capture that moment?
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Haha what about using a camera to capture that moment?
I think purple is your color 🍆 👀
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I think purple is your color 🍆 👀
Every dating app seems to push that and it’s so annoying
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Every dating app seems to push that and it’s so annoying
See, if I saw my partner sleeping peacefully like this, the shit stirrer in me would wanna smack his butt and wake him up lmao
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
See, if I saw my partner sleeping peacefully like this, the shit stirrer in me would wanna smack his butt and wake him up lmao
I think I just updated my Christmas list 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think I just updated my Christmas list 🫠
Of course! Thanks for the beautiful image 😉
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Of course! Thanks for the beautiful image 😉
Goddamn that is a work of art 😍
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Goddamn that is a work of art 😍
So were you the Thanksgiving appetizer then?
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So were you the Thanksgiving appetizer then?
Right?? Like obviously he’s attractive but there’s something about him that just doesn’t read as sexual to me…
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Right?? Like obviously he’s attractive but there’s something about him that just doesn’t read as sexual to me…
I’m looking respectfully 😳👀
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m looking respectfully 😳👀
No offense but I think your husband might’ve turned into a cat..
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
No offense but I think your husband might’ve turned into a cat..
Okay but smoked brisket is like…the best meat…
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Okay but smoked brisket is like…the best meat…
Oh lol well in that case, it’s perfect cuddling weather!
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Oh lol well in that case, it’s perfect cuddling weather!
He knows something y’all don’t apparently
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He knows something y’all don’t apparently
I guess I have to put two more things on my grocery list now!
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I guess I have to put two more things on my grocery list now!
Something about the texture of cottage cheese just throws me off
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Something about the texture of cottage cheese just throws me off