@ellearmageddon.bsky.social hi homie :) just noticed a couple days ago you weren’t on the other app. I’m not posting much anywhere these days. I haven’t shown you my dog yet tho

Late lunch break = go apeshit

Made this ramen for dinner twice tonight. Cooks eggs for about 6-1/2 minutes, and cutting into them created the most fantastic broth

Probably never going to do much with this besides repost jokes and post pictures of my dog Arlo. Fair warning to potential followers. I’m just not motivated social media the way I was a decade ago. Y’all cool tho.

I saw this first last night and passed it up but eventually gave in to temptation. People like this deserve to be embarrassed x.com/vucatweets/s...

How did everyone get tens of thousands of followers already? This is Arlo, an extremely good boy, at the dog park today. Now, make us famous.