In that case, I nominate my dog as state superintendent.

Moe would like to tell everyone it’s his father’s birthday!

This might be the first political boycott I partook in in awhile.

I would request others to do the same. When Disney+ asks why you cancelled your subscription, be sure to say it's over Kimmel and the 1st amendment.

Yes, these eyes do in fact never blink.

Moe’s being unusually quiet. He’s plotting something!