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Connor Donovan
@kennerdoloman.bsky.social
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writer at lookoutlanding.bsky.social. just a dude who loves his mariners, wife, cats, osrs, metal, and kraken. lefty in many ways. he/him
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so beyond excited for sailing in osrs to drop tomorrow! had to get the drip in order before launch ⚓
my old school runescape character standing in the grand exchange, wearing the gray naval set from the trouble brewing minigame, barrows gloves, mole slippers, drakan's medallion, and the princely monkey. he's also wielding the brine sabre.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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this is a bot that crossposts a few accounts that haven't made the jump to bluesky! here's the screenshot:
from @jeffpassan: BREAKING: First baseman Josh Naylor and the Seattle Mariners are finalizing a five-year contract, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN. The first major free agent to sign this winter goes back to Seattle, where he was beloved after joining the Mariners in a deadline trade.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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this race prob won't be decided until next week, but i've been taking a page out of nelson cruz's book
excerpt from a seattle times recap of a mariners' comeback win from 5/4/16: "it was something that i was screaming: 'we got this. we are going to win,'" cruz said. "i don't know what it was, but most of the guys started yelling the same thing: 'we are going to win this game.'"
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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the "yes honey" meme "wake up, babe! it's time for your weekday afternoon playoff game!" "yes honey" (wearing a mariners hat)
October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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i'm so happy y'all
September 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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mariners!
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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i was wrong, i'm sorry mama canzone
one of my tweets from august 2024: "also it sucks but i will wear the L on dominic canzone breaking out. the power/contact combo was so tantalizing, but the contact ability has vanished and as is he's pretty one-dimensional. bummer, dude" reply from amy miklos, presumably dominic canzone's mother: "So a week ago off the IL he gets a pair of deuces but this week he doesn't, now one-dimensional? 🤔 Interesting."
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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keeping it just to guys who have worn it since i started seriously following in 2009, quite the eclectic group!
mariners who have worn number 12 since 2009, in reverse chronological order: josh naylor, samad taylor, evan white, mac williamson, ryan court, juan nicasio, leonys martín, justin ruggiano, jason bay, trayvon robinson, and ryan langerhans
September 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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burlap and waitress’s gotcha day was ten years ago today! couldn’t have asked for two better companions all through my twenties and into my thirties. here’s to another decade!
burlap in his bed on the cat tree waitress laying on the cat tree’s second-highest spot burlap laying in my lap as a kitten (~4mos old, october 2015) waitress as a kitten when she was first brought from the animal shelter (~4mos old, 9/13/15)
September 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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absurd
mitch garver in the top three spots for top exit velocity in tonight's mariners game, at 107.8, 106.3, and 105.2 mph
September 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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guessing the combined IP for the m’s for all these guys is sub-30
immaculate grid x defector remember some guys: chris seddon, brady lail, edgar olmos, tyler cloyd, donn roach, dan cortes, logan kensing, yacksel ríos, domingo tapia
September 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
two disposable weed pens. the yolo branded one is noticeably smaller than the other
August 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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gemstone crab in world 420 is a wild place
screenshot from old school runescape chat. hardcore ironman NORMIEBOWSER: "do british 'people' smoke weed or do they just get high off of beans"
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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leapfrogging stock image, with the mariners jumping over the yankees
August 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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shocked face meme
August 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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was happy to make the broadcast on that cole young homer!
a crowd shot celebrating a cole young home run. i'm circled in red
August 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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welcome back king 🫡🫶
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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dan saying in the postgame presser that the plan was for jp to bunt in the tenth
spongebob smiling on the outside and raging on the inside
July 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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when one of your posts breaks containment
frog and toad watching in distress as a note flies away
July 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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great win, great company, great postgame eats
me kissing my fiancée on the forehead in line for a postgame seattle dog the victory dog
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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homer's drunk postcard to marge but it's for cal raleigh
June 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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must credit LL user _TheWash
frank grimes and homer simpson grimey: your catcher... has 31 home runs? your catcher? homer: sure. doesn't yours?
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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cereal guy 4-panel meme. first panel is julio rodríguez, second panel is saying "he will never be close to barry bonds", third panel is stathead's comparison of julio and bonds through their age 24 seasons, fourth panel is guy spitting out his cereal
June 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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that’s the good stuff right there
picture of my back deck on a sunny day, with a tall boy of douglas lager, a half-filled weed pipe, and portable speaker on a table
May 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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astros lose on a walkoff but it came off the bat of taylor walls
wario "i've won but at what cost" meme
May 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM