Kenn
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Kenn
@kenndotcom.bsky.social
Proud dad. Amateur sports historian. Reformed sportscaster.
Senator Gallego makes some good points here. Be sure to read his entire statement.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“I bought a donut, they gave me a receipt for the donut. I said, ‘How about I give you the money, you give me the donut? End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.’” #RIPMitch
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Dear Phoenix Theater Company jagovs: I am just trying to give you money. It’s not nuclear launch codes. Relax. #phoenix
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dude, was this you?
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That’s one sentence.
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Phoenix #nokings was orderly, peaceful and well-attended.
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Only because I was one.
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
ESPN will just never copy edit. Never.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Good job, good effort, @apnews.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Meanwhile ESPN thinks the WNBA Finals are best of five.
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Of course, it is only Game 3, but ESPN sucks, so there we are.
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is all one sentence.
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@jorgecastillo.bsky.social

Or “complementary,” one.
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What on Earth is the Liberty’s GM talking about?
September 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A reminder that by its nature and by definition, destiny cannot be controlled.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Presumably, Sacramento Republic FC means three DIFFERENT finals, thanks to the long history of the venerable Jagermeister Cup. Because other teams (like Louisville) have played in three finals.
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Mike makes some good points here, so be sure to read to the end.
August 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Not only is saying a team “punched their ticket” not physically correct anymore, IT’S COMPLETELY HACKNEYED AND YOU ARE A LAZY HACK IF YOU WRITE IT.
August 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Still as funny as nine years ago today.
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Currently in use” is a fine and appropriate caveat, but your story does not say that.
August 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
On this date in 1940, the sports editor of the New York Daily News suggested the Yankees had been infected with polio by Lou Gehrig, which explained why they were then in fifth place in the American League, 10 games back, after winning the World Series in 1939.
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It’s not the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, it is real.
August 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Had to happen eventually, I imagine. This is legit my Uber PIN right now. Nice.
July 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Please explain to me how you can know anyone won or lost the draft when IT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED TODAY.

ESPN is just the worst.
July 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This also didn’t age well.
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM