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Ken Napzok
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Host of The Blathering * Author of Why We Love Star Wars * Comedian *

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https://www.youtube.com/@KenNapzok
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Promotion alert! It’s #bandcamofriday! A great way to support Independent Artists.

Dare to click out and support at:

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October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Did you survive the #rapture?
September 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Take notes, boyos.

Here’s how to stop True Crime podcasts…
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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New clip! (While comedy is still legal… )
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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TOMORROW!

I'm headlining at the Burbank Comedy Festival and bringing some of my favs to perform.

Come on out: bit.ly/CoolFriends
A comedy flyer featuring the face of Ken Napzok and the wonderful names of the other comics on the show like Kerstin Porter, Holly Batty, Ed Greer, Lisa Gopman, Jason Boggs, Amy Witry, and Jeff May.
August 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Big show next week! Come on out to the Burbank Comedy Festival on August 10th at 5 PM.

I'm headlining this night full of some of my favorite people in the business of yuks.

Tickets: www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.p...
A flyer with red, white, and yellow over a solid black background. Comedian Ken Napzok -- who will be headlining the show -- is depicted on the left side of the flyer holding a microphone and delivering a joke that was no doubt misunderstood by the audience. The show is on August 10th at 5 PM and the flyer lists a wonderful collcection of comedians's names who will be on the show continuing to love their best lives.
August 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Promotional Post Alert!

Go back to the year 2000! I'm starting a Comedy Archives series on Patreon. Head there for exclusive footage from my comedy past. Available to all Patrons.

And then check out the commentary track version for all the insights, laughs, and... shame?

--> bit.ly/Comedy2000
A young man stands on stage in a costume that can only be described as "sketchy." White Nike shirt over black and white Adidas track suit pants. He points at the crowd in mid-delivery of a monologue that would move his career forward. But was this the peak of his career? Click the link to find out.
July 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Big show! Join @markellislive.bsky.social and me for a night of comedy and joy. *

* Joy optional

Come out to Flappers Comedy Club Burbank on Friday, May 30th in the Yoo Hoo Room at 730 PM.

Tickets: bit.ly/FlappersMay3...
In a wonderfully designed show flyer by Bryan Ward that uses a pink, blue, and white color scheme, two hack comedians hold microphones to their faces as they hope you love them. The flyer states that these two joke slingers will be at the Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA -- a former sundown town -- on May 30th at 730 PM. Tickets to this show in the Yoo Hoo Room are available at the link in the post or at flapperscomedy.com.
May 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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In The Phantom Menace. Adrian Dunbar was cast as Bail Organa, but the scene wasn't used. The character "morphed" into Bail Antilles.
Adrian Dunbar sits in a Senate Pod in a regal white jacket with a red and white cloak around him. He has the face of an actor knowing he's going to be a deleted scene trivia answer
May 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I wasn’t lying.
A man stops his moonlight walk next to the wonder that is the LA river. The power lines head toward Glendale as the small trickle of water flows toward an uncertain fate. Three skunks gather just out of the camera’s keen eye. All three skunks agree with the photographer that online movie discourse died in 2014. Though the air is cold and thick, the photographer has found peace.
April 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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And here are the match-ups for the Blather Bracket Fantastic Four.

We've taken 64 of the best movie scenes in four regions and it's all come down to these four...
April 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Oh, we're doing this then...
Jodhi May as Alice Munro from 1992's The Last of the Mohicans. Dressed in the style of the 1750s, she stands on a cliff, destressed and in emotional turmoil, and at the cusp of a tragic decision.
April 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"There's no normal life, Wyatt; there's just life. Get on with it."
Val Kilmer stands strong and tall as a character slowing dying of an illness he could not stop. Dressed in the finery of this bygone Western age, he smiles serenely behind a thin mustache. Red cloth bursts out of the darker tones of his vest and jacket. It’s his heart on full display. Two handles of his revolvers can be seen — the violent tools of his tortured artistic soul. Doc Holliday as played by Val Kilmer didn’t stay up because he wanted to… he stood up to be there for his friend. Rest well, Val.
April 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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It's almost like the Earth is telling this incoming administration something.
A screenshot of a New York Times headline proclaiming that the extreme cold present in Washington D.C. has forced the Trump inauguration to move indoors in a rare break from the norm.
January 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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PROMOTION!

Come on out this Friday, 730 PM, for a great show at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank. I'm headlining with a dazzling lineup of talented humans!

Go to flapperscomedy.com for tickets!
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Big show! I'm headlining #FlappersComedyClub's Yoo Hoo Room on January 10th! And some of my favorite faces in the biz are joining me:

@elyssamp.bsky.social, Lisa Gopman, Karen Haber, @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social, and @theswaggyblerd.bsky.social and few new surprises.

--> bit.ly/HotBurbankNi...
A man with a graying beard opens his mouth wide as if to say "Are you a Del Taco meal?" To the right of him is promo text that reads "Ken Napzok's Hot Burbank Nights. Friday, January 10th, 7:30 PM. Flappers Comedy Club * Yoo Hoo Room featuring Elyssa Phillips, Lisa Gopman, Karen Haber, Joseph Scrimshaw, Winston A. Marshall. Tickets are available on flapperscomedy.com. The man also wears a Star Wars hat with the Rebel Insignia on it because he hates fascism.
January 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Podcast Promo!

Start your week (and year) with A Monday Morning Show and take pride in your accomplishments as you flip the calendar to 2025.

Plus, I enjoy a can of juice.

LISTEN: bit.ly/4dQc1Bx

(Video version available for Patrons and YouTube Channel Members.)
A thumbnail that promotes one man's silly podcast shows him in the far left corner in a bathrobe and beanie while pretending to drink coffee. The picture he is layered over depicts a 2002-era Groundlings class photo that includes 12 really funny people and the podcast host.
December 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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* Impersonal Advert Alert *

Start your week with A Monday Morning Show -- my quiet Man in a Bathrobe Podcast.

This Week:

-- We all have our "thing."
-- What pro wrestling can teach people like me who don't care about the holiday week.
-- I stan Peach Juice.

LISTEN: bit.ly/4dQc1Bx
A washed-up personality from the Old Internet wears a bathrobe and beanie while clutching a prop coffee mug. He makes a weird face as he looks at a photo of WWE referee in the middle of a ten count. He doesn't know the ref's name because he stopped following wrestling years ago, but the man in the bathrobe does have a permanent back injury from his time in pro wrestling.
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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True Scientific Fact

Once you hear the opening riff from Toto's Africa you are doomed to hum it to yourself for at least the next 30 days sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
In a shot from the 1982 official video for Toto's hit "Africa", Dave Paich -- wearing a shirt with a vague explorer vibe that was definitely not viewed as problematic during the video's shoot -- stares deep into your eyes with a sly smile that indicates he knows that he has you. You will never be able to avoid singing along to this song for the rest of your life. Even if you're not a Toto fan or hate Yacht Rock, you're trapped. You'll never forget one word of this masterpiece. You will spend the rest of your days blessing the rains down in Africa.
December 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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When you think you’ve won, but God knows you’ve been serving at the altars of power, oppression, and self-righteousness and they’re planning to spit you out upon your arrival at the Pearly Gates
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson can barely be seen over the shoulders of the normal-sized humans in front of him. He’s smiling like someone who is good at repressing secrets and wears a boring blue suit/ light blue shirt and tie combo. His neatly cut hair is parted in a way that suggests he has a burner phone to access the gay porn he denies searching for with his “regular” phone.
December 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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New episode! A Monday Morning Show is your quiet cup of coffee to start the week with.

This week I ask you all a big question and prepare to get drunk on spiced Egg Nog.

Video version available on Patreon.com/kennapzok or for YouTube Channel Members.

LISTEN --> bit.ly/4gucURD
A tired man in his bathrobe and branded beanie pretends to sip an empty mug of coffee he used as a prop to indicate that this show takes place in the morning. His beard his trimmed and neat but full of gray hair -- the symbol of being around digital media too long. To the right of the photo is a stock photo of Egg Nog served in one of the glasses that look great but aren't practical. A dollop of whip cream and sits on top of the drink as if to say -- yeah, this is a party. The title of the podcast series reads "A Monday Morning Show."
December 9, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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NEW SHOW! A Monday Morning Show is now up on my podcast feed -- bit.ly/4dQc1Bx -- or on YouTube for channel members! www.youtube.com/@KenNapzok

This episode: Skunks and Grilled Cheese!

Look ahead to the week with a man in a bathrobe!
The cute face of skunk presses up against the camera begging for you attention and love despite being a dangerous beast of the wild that will spray up into your house when you least expect it. In the right corner of the photo is a grown male adult with a graying beard wearing a beanie and a bathrobe -- the uniform of the tired. He holds a coffee cup up to his face as if to drink, but we all know it was empty on the photo shoot day. Text on the photo reads "A Monday Morning Show."
December 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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“Who? Me?”
A Chihuahua named Frances sits comfortably on blankets she didn’t pay for while wearing a hooded sweatshirt that causes all the people of the neighborhood to stop what they’re doing and exclaim “aaaahhh how cute!!!” Despite this high status life Frances has a look in her eyes that says “you just caught me peeing on these blankets because that’s what I do and I feel bad about it but won’t stop.” Her snoot is a cute caramel brown.
November 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM