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The Onion is doing strong work these days.
“Officers arriving at the scene found the victim had been bound to a stretcher and pumped full of midazolam, vecuronium bromide, and potassium chloride in what we have determined was an execution-style killing,” said state police spokesperson Raymond Perk.
Man Found Strapped To Gurney, Injected With Poison In Execution-Style Killing
BARTLESVILLE, OK—Expressing horror as they described the brutal nature of the killing, law enforcement officials confirmed Monday that local man Aaron Turney had been found strapped to a gurney and in...
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August 21, 2024 at 11:36 AM
The Onion is doing strong work these days.
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The wild thing is Thiel likely knows better than few other people how truly incompetent Musk is at most things, but he still has plenty of incentives to keep all that to himself.
This isn't a man who "understands risk." It's a man who inherited enough money that he's never faced risk in his life.
August 25, 2024 at 11:37 AM
The wild thing is Thiel likely knows better than few other people how truly incompetent Musk is at most things, but he still has plenty of incentives to keep all that to himself.