I’ve been sober for two years but I told my sponsor if Trump becomes a dictator I’m gonna have to take at least one drink

my dog sleeps like he works 80 hours a week

I almost voted Republican over money then I realized my wife would leave me if I did. But I can’t lie I was a little happy when my crypto portfolio went up by 20 percent post election. Then I remembered: “oh yeah fascism.” In short, single issue voting is dangerous.