I drink duh bottle, bark a lot, leak on carpet, chew a chair leg, then fall asleep randomly in an inconvenient spot

I’ll start.

diapers.

Diapers.

oh the stars lie, I’m definitely wet… I always am, I just always have boosters in to avoid flood risk

1000x more comforting. a little artist put their love into a design to help me feel better… if they trust this place, I can too.

not… the corporate overlords that make some ridiculous sum of money off sick and desperate people… were too lazy and cheap to care. why tf would they care about me then?

hospitals make massive amounts of money. massive. hundreds of millions. billions. there is literally 0 excuse not to pay a proper artist.

I am sick and I am scared… this is a scary place. good job reminding me it’s ran by such greedy assholes that they’d use robots to decorate instead of humans

am a heckin very fancy. hopefully I don’t lose points for a lack of house training

aww! is your diapered puppy butt!! what a lovely thing~ diapered ass of the puppy variety is just the best- and I am not biased.

we’ll still be here when you come back to remind you we love having you here with us ❤️

Even though it’s heresy to consume fast food pizza in a heavily Italian area like mine… I like Papa John’s…

Little Caesar’s is trash… but it’s so ridiculously cheap, that it’s kinda worth it too ngl.