Little corg in snow:

My corgi has the nicknames "Buttfluff", "Chunkmuffin", and "Chunkybutt" so I think I hit the minimum criteria (She has more nicknames, but those are the big 3)

Apparently like 50 companies have all pre-approved me for $50k loans, I just need to call them back. So they say, every day, multiple times a day, multiple voicemails a day, from multiple numbers.

I REALLY wish more people realized that when we say "we don't want to vote for him" it's not because of "purity politics" what the fuck ever that means. The man has done some of the same things Trump has, just under a blue flag instead of red. He's got quips, but that doesn't make a good leader.

This is the cousin of "I don't / can't drink"

"Have a beer"
"No thanks, don't drink"
"Why? It's just beer"
"Alcohol can cause me to hallucinate and/or have a heart attack depending on what meds are in my system and when I took them"
"Oh. Sure you can't have one?"

You're an awesome photographer and it's great that people are not only acknowledging that but are celebrating your work. You've been working hard to get here and it's paying off. You rock!

We can only hope that the people paying his bills, you know the companies and rich fucks who are watching the number go down from this, will step in and convince him to take action.