Ken Double
@kendouble.bsky.social
Edge serf, proprietor of a band called Lawnmaster
Amen. I’m fascinated by his contempt for Europe. It’s deeply felt and seems to reflect intellectual insecurity. What sort of weirdo claims Rory Stewart only has an IQ of 110? What sort of weirdo rates IQ insults? He’s a psychological mess, more than his boss even.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Amen. I’m fascinated by his contempt for Europe. It’s deeply felt and seems to reflect intellectual insecurity. What sort of weirdo claims Rory Stewart only has an IQ of 110? What sort of weirdo rates IQ insults? He’s a psychological mess, more than his boss even.
I believe it was burnt in one though.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I believe it was burnt in one though.
Trump says yes to Vanity Fair because VF is “classy”. Wiles thinks bad idea so gently shivs him to teach him a lesson and then collapses on the Out of Context Fainting Couch. Plausible?
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trump says yes to Vanity Fair because VF is “classy”. Wiles thinks bad idea so gently shivs him to teach him a lesson and then collapses on the Out of Context Fainting Couch. Plausible?
The rich 👍🏼 the poors 👎🏼 his whole life. He’s not interested in health care or grocery prices or infrastructure. Never was. Tax breaks for the billionaires club he wants to join. Appeasement for the dictators and kings he envies. Giant goddamn ballrooms. Juan Hernandez 👍🏼 Abrego Garcia 👎🏼
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The rich 👍🏼 the poors 👎🏼 his whole life. He’s not interested in health care or grocery prices or infrastructure. Never was. Tax breaks for the billionaires club he wants to join. Appeasement for the dictators and kings he envies. Giant goddamn ballrooms. Juan Hernandez 👍🏼 Abrego Garcia 👎🏼
Remember “they should have taken the oil”? It’s that.
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Remember “they should have taken the oil”? It’s that.
The Seddon quake isn’t mentioned enough as a proximate cause of Wellington’s problems because buildings didn’t literally fall over. It screwed over the CBD big time though. As for getting deliberately shoved into recession by a Marsden old girl - words fail.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The Seddon quake isn’t mentioned enough as a proximate cause of Wellington’s problems because buildings didn’t literally fall over. It screwed over the CBD big time though. As for getting deliberately shoved into recession by a Marsden old girl - words fail.
“Hur hur yor a retard!” The 47 yr old son of the President of the United States.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Hur hur yor a retard!” The 47 yr old son of the President of the United States.
The one upside of the current era is the unity and comity that’s arisen between former combatants united by the idea that Donald Trump is a giant skid mark on the underpants of democracy.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The one upside of the current era is the unity and comity that’s arisen between former combatants united by the idea that Donald Trump is a giant skid mark on the underpants of democracy.
We’re not fooled by this bullshit and guess what - neither is he. He’s dying inside.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We’re not fooled by this bullshit and guess what - neither is he. He’s dying inside.
I assume “car-hating” is editorialising?
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I assume “car-hating” is editorialising?
At last, toxic femininity!
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
At last, toxic femininity!
First term, only Trump talked like this. Now it’s the Heads of the CIA, the DOJ, the FBI, the DHS, the DOD and the VP.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
First term, only Trump talked like this. Now it’s the Heads of the CIA, the DOJ, the FBI, the DHS, the DOD and the VP.
Department of War! Like the God of War but with a longer chain of command.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Department of War! Like the God of War but with a longer chain of command.
It’s bint. UK derogatory for a woman.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s bint. UK derogatory for a woman.
His corruption and lawlessness should disqualify him. His ignorance and obnoxiousness should render him electoral poison. But neither of those things have happened have they America?
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
His corruption and lawlessness should disqualify him. His ignorance and obnoxiousness should render him electoral poison. But neither of those things have happened have they America?
Insisting they’re still open as a venue after the Red Wedding.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Insisting they’re still open as a venue after the Red Wedding.
The Daily Show has a fantastic maxi-cut of that.
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Daily Show has a fantastic maxi-cut of that.
Wikipedia is the internet we were promised. X is what we got.
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wikipedia is the internet we were promised. X is what we got.
It’s been all of 9 months. Do you think he has final drawings with services and consented specs? I don’t.
October 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It’s been all of 9 months. Do you think he has final drawings with services and consented specs? I don’t.
The Republican Party couldn’t feed a parking meter in good faith. They have NEVER had a plan and never will. They just lie for shits and giggles now.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Republican Party couldn’t feed a parking meter in good faith. They have NEVER had a plan and never will. They just lie for shits and giggles now.
There’s a catch 22 here. No one can admit that partisan divisions - us vs them - were deliberately stoked by culture war as a political strategy by the Republican Party because to say so would be - ugh! - partisan.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
There’s a catch 22 here. No one can admit that partisan divisions - us vs them - were deliberately stoked by culture war as a political strategy by the Republican Party because to say so would be - ugh! - partisan.
The safe space aspect of cars scratches a big lizard brain itch and MB is backfilling your emotions with “logic” here. (Always fun to see the sort of people who drive used Subarus cast as Merc owners.) Note even this one maintains the universal car ad rule - empty roads. Hell is other vehicles.
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The safe space aspect of cars scratches a big lizard brain itch and MB is backfilling your emotions with “logic” here. (Always fun to see the sort of people who drive used Subarus cast as Merc owners.) Note even this one maintains the universal car ad rule - empty roads. Hell is other vehicles.
His sole message now is “rules do not apply to ME”. Even the money-grubbing is downstream from that. Empty bag of fucks. He thinks he’s Ozymandias.
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
His sole message now is “rules do not apply to ME”. Even the money-grubbing is downstream from that. Empty bag of fucks. He thinks he’s Ozymandias.
The infamous Gaza video was satire. This could well be ditto. He doesn’t care.
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The infamous Gaza video was satire. This could well be ditto. He doesn’t care.