me getting shoulder checked by an ezio at a con and comically stumbling five steps to the right: ISNT THERE A DECENCY LAW THAT APPLIES TO JUST SUCH THINGS

literally is the thing that made me finally finish setting this shit up. horrifyingly anti-vibe

last one for now — no label, just a naked allen doll and his emotional support severed head as god intended

please take note of the system of a down and monty’s fan club stickers here. a time and a place

these priorities have not changed in the slightest

the note on her wrapping is from my mom. can recall naming this bear “jessica met”. i was right

i want to be clear that this is a portrait of me at seven years old, purchased on a cruise ship, the cornrows did happen in real life but the part where i look 35 was entirely the artists imagination. i think this is my dorian grey?? i’m keeping it in the attic just in case

another workbook highlight: thanks for my family and my toys, asking the lord for love and Friend

completely repressed being a part of a brownies-like religious program as a kid and doing these workbooks but honestly i think i was cooking with some of these

interred together. how sweet