This guy just told me Sprouts doesn’t have gluten free hamburger buns…I know there’s no way that’s true

That’s been ruled out. It’s just this dog, she’s neurotic. She also only walks in right turns, even when going straight or left, she does it all with right turns

My poor moms rescue dog (now she claims she’s only fostering (despite having her for 3 years and not being part of any official foster program) still pisses in the house no matter how much she is let out. Not matter how much she crate trains. This dog just like pissing in the house.

Things I tell myself to excuse my adhd brain for getting bored when I see where the movie is going already