Had the absolute pleasure of meeting herself and Timothy West at a narrowboat festival around ten years ago. One of the loveliest and most humble people I’ve ever met in my life.

Johnny Boston- The conflicted rebel with a worrying mother

Gene Dallas- A car forecourt dealer from the US, trying to do the same in the UK.

Gerry Vegas- Denied entrance to the Magic Circle 39 times for exposing himself, claims it’s part of the act.

Josh Washington- Sport commentator with a lisp.

For the final I think you should be able to turn it into a proper atmosphere. Get the drinks in, set off a flare or two, rip out some seats when someone goes 2 frames down etc.

Same train of thought, ‘Snooker Hooligan’ sounds like a Profanisaurus entry.

You’ll love the Argentine president that has cloned his dog (5 puppies) & makes no differentiation between his original dog & the clones. Oh, they’re advisors in his cabinet as well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_(...

I vaguely remember him being as mad as a badgers hand as well, swinging a chainsaw.