Yeah, I hope mine are happily living it up someplace warm.

Thanks for letting me know! Deleted 👍

This made my week. And it’s been A WEEK.

Totally did it last night. Hope they enjoy my screed.

Also, you should totally call any rants you ever go on “Alex Screeds.”

This brings me so much joy.

“Hagelslag” was one of the first words I learned in Dutch when I lived in Amsterdam 😆 I clearly had my priorities in order!

They’ve been getting some truly unhinged emails from me so I’m probably on some kind of watchlist by now…

This is a sporting event I can get behind.