Kembazz
@kembazz.bsky.social
I grew up 2 towns away from the Basketball Capital of the World
It was nice of Joe Buck to be concerned about that that kid who wasn't wearing a shirt with it snowing in Foxboro. But cmon Joe, hes fine. It's New England, that young Patriots fan started his day with an iced Dunks and has been drunk since noon
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
It was nice of Joe Buck to be concerned about that that kid who wasn't wearing a shirt with it snowing in Foxboro. But cmon Joe, hes fine. It's New England, that young Patriots fan started his day with an iced Dunks and has been drunk since noon
Live look in at the Patriots-Texans game
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Live look in at the Patriots-Texans game
Gonna have to update this graphic after UConn goes B2B this year
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Gonna have to update this graphic after UConn goes B2B this year
I'm glad KK switched to the black mask. Looks like it fits better and it also makes her look like the defensive superhero she is
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I'm glad KK switched to the black mask. Looks like it fits better and it also makes her look like the defensive superhero she is
Someone must've texted that guy at the UConn-Seton Hall game sitting that the mic keeps picking up at halftime. He is really upping his game this half. Good fan that is gonna need a lozenge tomorrow
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Someone must've texted that guy at the UConn-Seton Hall game sitting that the mic keeps picking up at halftime. He is really upping his game this half. Good fan that is gonna need a lozenge tomorrow
The refs checking if it was a goaltending or not is crucial because it determines if UConn fans can sit down or not
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The refs checking if it was a goaltending or not is crucial because it determines if UConn fans can sit down or not
Did the TNT sideline reporter just call Karaban a "UConn Husker"? We're not Nebraska dingus
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Did the TNT sideline reporter just call Karaban a "UConn Husker"? We're not Nebraska dingus
RJ, CJ, NJ. What a collection of first initials for DePaul's starting lineup
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
RJ, CJ, NJ. What a collection of first initials for DePaul's starting lineup
Reed: gets wide open dunk
Fanta: THE BIG BEAR HAS FOUND THE LAST JAR OF HONEY!
Fanta: THE BIG BEAR HAS FOUND THE LAST JAR OF HONEY!
Tarris Reed: makes basket
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Reed: gets wide open dunk
Fanta: THE BIG BEAR HAS FOUND THE LAST JAR OF HONEY!
Fanta: THE BIG BEAR HAS FOUND THE LAST JAR OF HONEY!
Tarris Reed: makes basket
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Tarris Reed: makes basket
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
John Fanta: THE BIG BEAR IS EATING HONEY!
Never change Fanta, never change
Noted Providence fan Donny Marshall was talking about UConn 1 and dones and doesn't even remember the reigning NBA Rookie of the Year in Stephon Castle
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Noted Providence fan Donny Marshall was talking about UConn 1 and dones and doesn't even remember the reigning NBA Rookie of the Year in Stephon Castle
UConn acting like Elmer Fudd out there with all the bunnies they're missing
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
UConn acting like Elmer Fudd out there with all the bunnies they're missing
Donny Marshall rooting for Providence in this game is inexcusable and he should never call a UConn game again.
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Donny Marshall rooting for Providence in this game is inexcusable and he should never call a UConn game again.
Tough day for Solo Ball. Pretty sure that's the 2nd time he's been hit in the nuts today, which is twice as much as his name would imply he should get hit there.
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Tough day for Solo Ball. Pretty sure that's the 2nd time he's been hit in the nuts today, which is twice as much as his name would imply he should get hit there.
Donny Marshall needs to stop calling UConn games. He tries to come off as unbiased and makes the worst takes. Saying taking 2 steps is 1 step was a choice. So was saying Ross running through Reed wasn't a foul.
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Donny Marshall needs to stop calling UConn games. He tries to come off as unbiased and makes the worst takes. Saying taking 2 steps is 1 step was a choice. So was saying Ross running through Reed wasn't a foul.
The refs in this UConn Xavier game are real sticklers for lane violations and I'm all for jt
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The refs in this UConn Xavier game are real sticklers for lane violations and I'm all for jt
I'm gonna make John Fanta shouting "UConn is a wagon!" my new text notification
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm gonna make John Fanta shouting "UConn is a wagon!" my new text notification
Very nkce of the schedule makers to put UConn women and men on b2b today. It's been over a week since either have played and I've been fiending to watch them both. 4 straight hours of Husky hoops will get me that fix!
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Very nkce of the schedule makers to put UConn women and men on b2b today. It's been over a week since either have played and I've been fiending to watch them both. 4 straight hours of Husky hoops will get me that fix!
Getting to watch Castle killin it at the half a night after Cling Kong's 18/18 game. Gonna be fun when they reunite to win a Gold Medal together in LA28 to add to their UConn ring
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Getting to watch Castle killin it at the half a night after Cling Kong's 18/18 game. Gonna be fun when they reunite to win a Gold Medal together in LA28 to add to their UConn ring
It makes me so happy that when Clingan makes a basket the Blazers in arena announcer says CLLLLIIIINNNGGG KOOOONNNNGGGGGG!
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It makes me so happy that when Clingan makes a basket the Blazers in arena announcer says CLLLLIIIINNNGGG KOOOONNNNGGGGGG!
Very fitting they do a promo for Wake Up Barstool during the delay in thr UConn-DePaul game for Demary having to run off becsuse he was puking. Barstoll makes me puke too
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Very fitting they do a promo for Wake Up Barstool during the delay in thr UConn-DePaul game for Demary having to run off becsuse he was puking. Barstoll makes me puke too
Worst half of the year for UConn and we're still up 3. The talent on this roster is crazy but Hurley was absolutely right in his postgame after Butler. No killer instinct
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Worst half of the year for UConn and we're still up 3. The talent on this roster is crazy but Hurley was absolutely right in his postgame after Butler. No killer instinct
UConn is having a sloppy and lazy Sunday so far. Anytime they wanna show up and start playing would be great
a snl logo can be seen on the side of a city street
ALT: a snl logo can be seen on the side of a city street
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December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
UConn is having a sloppy and lazy Sunday so far. Anytime they wanna show up and start playing would be great
Headline: Rockets owner in talks to buy Sun
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Headline: Rockets owner in talks to buy Sun
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic
Me: oh fuck, what crazy dick measuring contest have Bezos and Elon gotten themselves into now?
Don't they realize that even if they could buy the Sun, their dicks would still be pathetic