Kelzeebub
@kelzeebub.bsky.social
I’m too old to be this quirky sometimes.
Her name is Rio and today she did in-fact dance on the sand.
April 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Her name is Rio and today she did in-fact dance on the sand.
I used to love “Words With Friends” - and now it’s “Ads and then you can play with your friends”. Bullshit.
March 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I used to love “Words With Friends” - and now it’s “Ads and then you can play with your friends”. Bullshit.
Philly VS. Everyone Baby! Go Birds!
February 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Philly VS. Everyone Baby! Go Birds!
You know what’s better than birth control for a woman that sits on the fence at any point in her life about having kids? Go work a thing with kids. My nonexistent kid, could never live up to the expectations I put on existing children.
I’m calling a therapist.
I’m calling a therapist.
February 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
You know what’s better than birth control for a woman that sits on the fence at any point in her life about having kids? Go work a thing with kids. My nonexistent kid, could never live up to the expectations I put on existing children.
I’m calling a therapist.
I’m calling a therapist.
Dressed for next Sunday. Go Birds.
February 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Dressed for next Sunday. Go Birds.
Northeast Philadelphia - not a lot of info at this time.
January 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Northeast Philadelphia - not a lot of info at this time.
Can a president be 302’d? Asking for a few million friends…
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Can a president be 302’d? Asking for a few million friends…
Watching John Waters Hairspray… Tracy straight up got put in special ed for having big hair. 🤣
They don’t make em like this anymore… they didn’t make em like this when they were making them.
They don’t make em like this anymore… they didn’t make em like this when they were making them.
January 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Watching John Waters Hairspray… Tracy straight up got put in special ed for having big hair. 🤣
They don’t make em like this anymore… they didn’t make em like this when they were making them.
They don’t make em like this anymore… they didn’t make em like this when they were making them.
Either I’m on some kind of cool algorithm- or y’all are just really smart AND funny. Man, I love this here now.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Either I’m on some kind of cool algorithm- or y’all are just really smart AND funny. Man, I love this here now.
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“What Would You Do” by City High is so right-wing coded but my god, is it a banger
January 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“What Would You Do” by City High is so right-wing coded but my god, is it a banger
Finally watching Yellowjackets season 2. I’m a Misty. The Steel Magnolias monologue sealed it. I don’t know if this is a good thing or not.
a woman wearing glasses is talking on a cell phone and the words now we 're talking are next to her
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is talking on a cell phone and the words now we 're talking are next to her
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Finally watching Yellowjackets season 2. I’m a Misty. The Steel Magnolias monologue sealed it. I don’t know if this is a good thing or not.
“Under great loving leadership, no one loses – everybody wins. It’s something I hope you think about and take to heart. All you need to do is treat all the people as you would like to be treated.” - David Lynch
January 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Under great loving leadership, no one loses – everybody wins. It’s something I hope you think about and take to heart. All you need to do is treat all the people as you would like to be treated.” - David Lynch
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We’re looking for beta testers!
Here’s how it works:
📱 Create a short video
🦋 Post the video to BlueSky
✨ Tag @skylight.social
We’ll reach out with an invitation to join the beta!
Here’s how it works:
📱 Create a short video
🦋 Post the video to BlueSky
✨ Tag @skylight.social
We’ll reach out with an invitation to join the beta!
January 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We’re looking for beta testers!
Here’s how it works:
📱 Create a short video
🦋 Post the video to BlueSky
✨ Tag @skylight.social
We’ll reach out with an invitation to join the beta!
Here’s how it works:
📱 Create a short video
🦋 Post the video to BlueSky
✨ Tag @skylight.social
We’ll reach out with an invitation to join the beta!
Follow That Bird - Upside Down World
YouTube video by Top Clips
youtu.be
January 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I spend most of my life waiting to hear a new Top Dog Law commercial.
Top Dog Law radio commercial | “...Like you ready to run this back/It's me again"| December 9, 2024
YouTube video by 27 inch Zenith
youtu.be
January 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I spend most of my life waiting to hear a new Top Dog Law commercial.
Took expired cold medicine in a middle of the night moment of desperation. Had a cinematic dream experience as a result. While that was fun, I’ll be cleaning out my medicine chest for the new year.
January 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Took expired cold medicine in a middle of the night moment of desperation. Had a cinematic dream experience as a result. While that was fun, I’ll be cleaning out my medicine chest for the new year.
Hosted trivia last night for Swifties. I don’t know how y’all think about her all the time - I’m tired after a couple weeks.
December 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Hosted trivia last night for Swifties. I don’t know how y’all think about her all the time - I’m tired after a couple weeks.
I seriously cry over this shit every time - because “daddy issues”… Broadway Dance Party was a blast.
The Greatest Showman - From Now On Lyric Video
YouTube video by Ardan Darmono
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 7:29 AM
I seriously cry over this shit every time - because “daddy issues”… Broadway Dance Party was a blast.
If you show up to thanksgiving dinner, and the host said there was no gravy… would you take that as a weird flex, or let it slide?
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
If you show up to thanksgiving dinner, and the host said there was no gravy… would you take that as a weird flex, or let it slide?
If I had a guitar and could write songs - I’d write one about my pro-female uber driver this evening.
November 24, 2024 at 11:47 PM
If I had a guitar and could write songs - I’d write one about my pro-female uber driver this evening.
Hey Bluesky. I bruised my tailbone last night. What’s your best advice for my broken ass?
November 24, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Hey Bluesky. I bruised my tailbone last night. What’s your best advice for my broken ass?
I love me some Matt Pless.
Matt Pless - When the Frayed Wind Blows [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Shibby Pictures
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I love me some Matt Pless.
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Apparently the dudebros on Twitter are upset and want us all to return because they feel entitled to our audience as they belittle and berate anyone who looks or thinks differently than them.
My answer to this is:
Beg me.
Get on your knees… and beg me.
🧎🏻♀️🧎🏼♂️🧎🏻
My answer to this is:
Beg me.
Get on your knees… and beg me.
🧎🏻♀️🧎🏼♂️🧎🏻
November 23, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Apparently the dudebros on Twitter are upset and want us all to return because they feel entitled to our audience as they belittle and berate anyone who looks or thinks differently than them.
My answer to this is:
Beg me.
Get on your knees… and beg me.
🧎🏻♀️🧎🏼♂️🧎🏻
My answer to this is:
Beg me.
Get on your knees… and beg me.
🧎🏻♀️🧎🏼♂️🧎🏻