Keltena
@keltena.bsky.social
Spacy nerd and chronic lurker ∙ 30s ∙ English & (少し)日本語 OK ∙ icon from Clockwork by @chikuto.bsky.social
Going back over a rough draft to fill it in with proper words is usually a huge pain.
Usually, but not always.
Usually, but not always.
![Written in brackets in a handwriting font: [Are you fucking kidding me, says Lambda.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u3yoe5xofevwgfig5zyp4xbo/bafkreiejt43gif2wsyrfnbk5dos4al6r7mu2v6t5jomu3qllk2tfacol4y@jpeg)
August 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Going back over a rough draft to fill it in with proper words is usually a huge pain.
Usually, but not always.
Usually, but not always.
something about Slay the Princess's content warnings if you censor all the violence is oddly compelling to me
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July 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
something about Slay the Princess's content warnings if you censor all the violence is oddly compelling to me
This is not intended behavior, but given what the rest of the game is like, maybe it should be?
July 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is not intended behavior, but given what the rest of the game is like, maybe it should be?
this is *incredible*, taylor? i just woke up and i'm dying from how accurate the character voices are
July 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
this is *incredible*, taylor? i just woke up and i'm dying from how accurate the character voices are
For the same game, multiple homicide! My stockholders might also consider it a breach of fiduciary duty.
(The repeated mass murders of unprecedented scale are more heinous, but I doubt I'm getting charged for those.)
(The repeated mass murders of unprecedented scale are more heinous, but I doubt I'm getting charged for those.)
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For the same game, multiple homicide! My stockholders might also consider it a breach of fiduciary duty.
(The repeated mass murders of unprecedented scale are more heinous, but I doubt I'm getting charged for those.)
(The repeated mass murders of unprecedented scale are more heinous, but I doubt I'm getting charged for those.)
Discord is having a normal one, I see.
June 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Discord is having a normal one, I see.
Honestly, quite accurate.
...tbh it would be equally accurate if it said "you don't have time for this 'fixing everything' bullshit; your barbies just need to kiss, and you'll do whatever it takes to make them! (what it takes is fixing everything)"
uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
...tbh it would be equally accurate if it said "you don't have time for this 'fixing everything' bullshit; your barbies just need to kiss, and you'll do whatever it takes to make them! (what it takes is fixing everything)"
uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
May 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Honestly, quite accurate.
...tbh it would be equally accurate if it said "you don't have time for this 'fixing everything' bullshit; your barbies just need to kiss, and you'll do whatever it takes to make them! (what it takes is fixing everything)"
uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
...tbh it would be equally accurate if it said "you don't have time for this 'fixing everything' bullshit; your barbies just need to kiss, and you'll do whatever it takes to make them! (what it takes is fixing everything)"
uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
The rough progression of "more Cherias would solve this" thinking:
May 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The rough progression of "more Cherias would solve this" thinking:
At least you've achieved the appropriate number of comments? Shame about the contents, though.
May 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
At least you've achieved the appropriate number of comments? Shame about the contents, though.
I return to Infinite Craft to make my latest fandom, with... mixed results.
(come on, you had ONE JOB)
(come on, you had ONE JOB)
May 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I return to Infinite Craft to make my latest fandom, with... mixed results.
(come on, you had ONE JOB)
(come on, you had ONE JOB)
Re:Zero rewatches — come for the million plot points you've forgotten, stay for the reaction images.
April 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Re:Zero rewatches — come for the million plot points you've forgotten, stay for the reaction images.
mfw my host vessel keeps flirting with the literal same guy he convinced me to dump
April 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
mfw my host vessel keeps flirting with the literal same guy he convinced me to dump
Also this, though this one's less a summary of Graces and more an acknowledgement that LLtQ is a Richard's Childhood Simulator.
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also this, though this one's less a summary of Graces and more an acknowledgement that LLtQ is a Richard's Childhood Simulator.
The consequence of playing Tales of Graces and Long Live the Queen simultaneously is that I do things like this.
April 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The consequence of playing Tales of Graces and Long Live the Queen simultaneously is that I do things like this.
And the run concludes without incident. 🎉
April 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And the run concludes without incident. 🎉
That ... might even be enough *already*, depending how much a platoon is.
Almost certainly enough once I add the last-minute recruitment drive.
if the civil war saved this run i'm going to *die* laughing
Almost certainly enough once I add the last-minute recruitment drive.
if the civil war saved this run i'm going to *die* laughing
April 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That ... might even be enough *already*, depending how much a platoon is.
Almost certainly enough once I add the last-minute recruitment drive.
if the civil war saved this run i'm going to *die* laughing
Almost certainly enough once I add the last-minute recruitment drive.
if the civil war saved this run i'm going to *die* laughing
And there's my chocolate warning system! God I love Divination.
April 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And there's my chocolate warning system! God I love Divination.
Ooh, I didn't know there was special dialogue for this! Poor Elodie.
April 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ooh, I didn't know there was special dialogue for this! Poor Elodie.
Great! *Now give me back my soldiers already, we have a less stupid war to win.*
April 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Great! *Now give me back my soldiers already, we have a less stupid war to win.*
elodie
elodie you have A DEGREE IN MILITARY STRATEGY
why are you like this
elodie you have A DEGREE IN MILITARY STRATEGY
why are you like this
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
elodie
elodie you have A DEGREE IN MILITARY STRATEGY
why are you like this
elodie you have A DEGREE IN MILITARY STRATEGY
why are you like this
...
If this civil war actually *gains* me soldiers, I may injure myself from laughing so hard.
If this civil war actually *gains* me soldiers, I may injure myself from laughing so hard.
April 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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If this civil war actually *gains* me soldiers, I may injure myself from laughing so hard.
If this civil war actually *gains* me soldiers, I may injure myself from laughing so hard.
You know what, sure, why not invite Briony along. Maybe if I do get civil warred, I can hold her hostage before I lose any soldiers.
April 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You know what, sure, why not invite Briony along. Maybe if I do get civil warred, I can hold her hostage before I lose any soldiers.