João kelso
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João kelso
@kelsoveyr.bsky.social
Fã de kpop (blink, once, stay, army, midzy, fearnot, neverland, monstiez, nswer, vlight, alpha, bunnie, kissy, Chuu, Soojin, Somi, Gllit)
Arianator, Carpinter, Doja Cat, Megan
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Voltei.
May 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Tchau Bluesky, me despeço
October 12, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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October 4, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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" vc tem saído? " sim do controle
two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
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October 3, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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virgem  bv  fiel  e  sem ex
a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
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October 2, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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October 2, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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o mundo se o bolsonaro tivesse morrido aquele dia
a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background
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October 2, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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É OUTUBRO, JÁ PODE SE MATAR
a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background
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October 1, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Que isso Leia SP?
October 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume
a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background
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September 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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dormi pobre, sonhei q tava rico e acordei triste

b day
a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .
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September 26, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Pouca idade pra muita tomação
no cu
two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
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September 25, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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Eu odeio gente que marca pra sair e no dia quer sair mesmo
a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face .
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September 25, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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September 25, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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September 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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pensando aq q seria mto engraçado se a pessoa se matasse faltando 4 dias para acabar setembro mkkkkkkkm
September 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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O dia mal começou e já estou me sentindo suada, grudenta, fedida e capenga por causa desse calor
two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
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September 26, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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gnt eu não aguento mais não aguentar mais
a close up of a cat 's face with a blurred background
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September 24, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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September 24, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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September 25, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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flopado no twitter e no bluesky
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
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September 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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Mais um dia tentando entender o rumo que minha vida tomou
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
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September 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Agora pronto, tendo q ouvir tonhona falar merda no tik tok e ainda sendo gordofóbica e preconceituosa com homens com maquiagem, ainda mais sendo misógina(1° vídeo fixado). vão lá na conta dela dizer umas mgs
September 18, 2024 at 11:51 AM