Kelsey
@kelseyhirte.bsky.social
Follower of Jesus | Wife | Mom | Dancer | Creative | ADHD diagnosed but skeptical |Left leaning Independent | Cat person
Me: What’s something you wanna thanks Jesus for tonight?
Barrett (3 years old): Butts…
Barrett (3 years old): Butts…
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me: What’s something you wanna thanks Jesus for tonight?
Barrett (3 years old): Butts…
Barrett (3 years old): Butts…
“Mommy, where’s your penis?”
As hilarious of a question that is, I’m just proud my toddler knows the anatomical names for body parts.
Also, glad this was asked at home and not in a public bathroom 😂
As hilarious of a question that is, I’m just proud my toddler knows the anatomical names for body parts.
Also, glad this was asked at home and not in a public bathroom 😂
May 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“Mommy, where’s your penis?”
As hilarious of a question that is, I’m just proud my toddler knows the anatomical names for body parts.
Also, glad this was asked at home and not in a public bathroom 😂
As hilarious of a question that is, I’m just proud my toddler knows the anatomical names for body parts.
Also, glad this was asked at home and not in a public bathroom 😂
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April 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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News: Tesla stock going down
Elon Musk net worth down billions of dollars
Me:
Elon Musk net worth down billions of dollars
Me:
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
News: Tesla stock going down
Elon Musk net worth down billions of dollars
Me:
Elon Musk net worth down billions of dollars
Me:
Aye yo, RFK…if antidepressants are so addictive, how come I keep forgetting to take mine?
Riddle me that…
Riddle me that…
February 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Aye yo, RFK…if antidepressants are so addictive, how come I keep forgetting to take mine?
Riddle me that…
Riddle me that…
My head hurts and I’m mad at the government
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My head hurts and I’m mad at the government
I love how trailers for Tom Cruise movies involve like, 10 separate clips of him sprinting somewhere…
February 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love how trailers for Tom Cruise movies involve like, 10 separate clips of him sprinting somewhere…
Reasons my son is crying:
The milk that he asked for wasn’t a popsicle…
The milk that he asked for wasn’t a popsicle…
January 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reasons my son is crying:
The milk that he asked for wasn’t a popsicle…
The milk that he asked for wasn’t a popsicle…
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I'm a "love your neighbor" kind of Christian,
not an "empathy is sin" kind.
not an "empathy is sin" kind.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm a "love your neighbor" kind of Christian,
not an "empathy is sin" kind.
not an "empathy is sin" kind.
B: *on the floor*
Me: Are you ok? What happened?
B: My knee
Me: What happened to your knee?
B: Poop in it…
Me: Are you ok? What happened?
B: My knee
Me: What happened to your knee?
B: Poop in it…
a man with a beard is saying visible confusion .
ALT: a man with a beard is saying visible confusion .
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January 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
B: *on the floor*
Me: Are you ok? What happened?
B: My knee
Me: What happened to your knee?
B: Poop in it…
Me: Are you ok? What happened?
B: My knee
Me: What happened to your knee?
B: Poop in it…
Today was a mix of conflicting emotions.
If you’re like me, you’re exhausted.
Here’s a picture of my cats holding hands for a little dopamine boost
If you’re like me, you’re exhausted.
Here’s a picture of my cats holding hands for a little dopamine boost
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today was a mix of conflicting emotions.
If you’re like me, you’re exhausted.
Here’s a picture of my cats holding hands for a little dopamine boost
If you’re like me, you’re exhausted.
Here’s a picture of my cats holding hands for a little dopamine boost
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Parenting is hard work but I feel like we don’t talk about how hard parenting is when you have depression enough. I just thought I was a bad mom but my illness makes it so that I don’t have the emotional energy to deal with anything outside of my own head.
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Parenting is hard work but I feel like we don’t talk about how hard parenting is when you have depression enough. I just thought I was a bad mom but my illness makes it so that I don’t have the emotional energy to deal with anything outside of my own head.
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Let's Gooo!
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January 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Let's Gooo!
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Parenting hack: kinetic sand
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
January 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Parenting hack: kinetic sand
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
I saw a TikTok earlier that makes me want to share what my “political awakening” was as a young person…if I get one like on this post, I’ll share it…
January 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I saw a TikTok earlier that makes me want to share what my “political awakening” was as a young person…if I get one like on this post, I’ll share it…
How am I gaining followers if no one is liking my posts. This app is an enigma to me…
January 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How am I gaining followers if no one is liking my posts. This app is an enigma to me…
Today my toddler took his pants and diaper off for the first time. You know what that means…
I honestly can’t wait until he’s out of diapers, but I’m not sure if I’m ready for pee pants and wet beds 🙃 but that’s parenting for ya…
I honestly can’t wait until he’s out of diapers, but I’m not sure if I’m ready for pee pants and wet beds 🙃 but that’s parenting for ya…
January 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Today my toddler took his pants and diaper off for the first time. You know what that means…
I honestly can’t wait until he’s out of diapers, but I’m not sure if I’m ready for pee pants and wet beds 🙃 but that’s parenting for ya…
I honestly can’t wait until he’s out of diapers, but I’m not sure if I’m ready for pee pants and wet beds 🙃 but that’s parenting for ya…
January 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think I’m just going to challenge myself to post every moment I can to see what that does for my engagement on this app.
I’m not fully convinced it’ll help, but whatever…
Today my 2 year old attempted to play hide and seek with my husband and I. I don’t think he gets the rules…still fun tho 😂
I’m not fully convinced it’ll help, but whatever…
Today my 2 year old attempted to play hide and seek with my husband and I. I don’t think he gets the rules…still fun tho 😂
January 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I think I’m just going to challenge myself to post every moment I can to see what that does for my engagement on this app.
I’m not fully convinced it’ll help, but whatever…
Today my 2 year old attempted to play hide and seek with my husband and I. I don’t think he gets the rules…still fun tho 😂
I’m not fully convinced it’ll help, but whatever…
Today my 2 year old attempted to play hide and seek with my husband and I. I don’t think he gets the rules…still fun tho 😂
I think it’s pretty safe to say that I have no idea how this app works. I keep gaining followers (I still don’t have a lot) but zero likes. Do I just post stuff and just see what happens? Is there something specific people want to see? I don’t understand 😅
January 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I think it’s pretty safe to say that I have no idea how this app works. I keep gaining followers (I still don’t have a lot) but zero likes. Do I just post stuff and just see what happens? Is there something specific people want to see? I don’t understand 😅
B: *in his play kitchen* It’s cooking
Me: What are you cooking?
B: Milkshake
Me: A milkshake?! How do you cook a milkshake?!
B: Cooking applesauce!
Y’all, I love this kid so much 😭
Me: What are you cooking?
B: Milkshake
Me: A milkshake?! How do you cook a milkshake?!
B: Cooking applesauce!
Y’all, I love this kid so much 😭
January 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
B: *in his play kitchen* It’s cooking
Me: What are you cooking?
B: Milkshake
Me: A milkshake?! How do you cook a milkshake?!
B: Cooking applesauce!
Y’all, I love this kid so much 😭
Me: What are you cooking?
B: Milkshake
Me: A milkshake?! How do you cook a milkshake?!
B: Cooking applesauce!
Y’all, I love this kid so much 😭
I saw that I got a follow from Elon Musk here. Could’ve been a fake account, but I’m not taking any chances…immediate block lol
January 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I saw that I got a follow from Elon Musk here. Could’ve been a fake account, but I’m not taking any chances…immediate block lol