Kelsey Wilson
@kelseygoeskaboom.bsky.social
PhD candidate studying cognitive linguistics & humour! Can open child-proof containers on her own 7 times out of 10!
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Well well well, if it isn't the loves of my life ❤️
December 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Well well well, if it isn't the loves of my life ❤️
Trying to decide if Kafka's diary entries resonate more with my inability to write my dissertation or my inability to write my fictional projects... 🤔 #DecisionsDecisions
December 1, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Trying to decide if Kafka's diary entries resonate more with my inability to write my dissertation or my inability to write my fictional projects... 🤔 #DecisionsDecisions
Spending my Thursday SCREAMING at essays on my computer screen:
"There is NO WAY you wrote this. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."
...please don't use AI to write your essays they are horrible and frustrating and now you're making more work for your instructors/TAs in a way that doesn't benefit you at all 💔
"There is NO WAY you wrote this. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."
...please don't use AI to write your essays they are horrible and frustrating and now you're making more work for your instructors/TAs in a way that doesn't benefit you at all 💔
November 28, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Spending my Thursday SCREAMING at essays on my computer screen:
"There is NO WAY you wrote this. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."
...please don't use AI to write your essays they are horrible and frustrating and now you're making more work for your instructors/TAs in a way that doesn't benefit you at all 💔
"There is NO WAY you wrote this. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."
...please don't use AI to write your essays they are horrible and frustrating and now you're making more work for your instructors/TAs in a way that doesn't benefit you at all 💔
I am 400% sure that the restaurants in my area deliver spicier food if I use Uber Eats (which appears under my partner's name) as opposed to Door Dash (under my name).
...I really want to test this to confirm, though.
...I really want to test this to confirm, though.
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I am 400% sure that the restaurants in my area deliver spicier food if I use Uber Eats (which appears under my partner's name) as opposed to Door Dash (under my name).
...I really want to test this to confirm, though.
...I really want to test this to confirm, though.
A snippet of a conversation about writing:
Me: I can't stop writing snarky characters - I can't get a nice, wholesome voice down.
Par: It's just a case of art imitating life!
Me: ...😠
Par: Before you say anything, recognize that you're likely just going to prove my point.
Me: 🤬
Me: I can't stop writing snarky characters - I can't get a nice, wholesome voice down.
Par: It's just a case of art imitating life!
Me: ...😠
Par: Before you say anything, recognize that you're likely just going to prove my point.
Me: 🤬
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
A snippet of a conversation about writing:
Me: I can't stop writing snarky characters - I can't get a nice, wholesome voice down.
Par: It's just a case of art imitating life!
Me: ...😠
Par: Before you say anything, recognize that you're likely just going to prove my point.
Me: 🤬
Me: I can't stop writing snarky characters - I can't get a nice, wholesome voice down.
Par: It's just a case of art imitating life!
Me: ...😠
Par: Before you say anything, recognize that you're likely just going to prove my point.
Me: 🤬
Currently having a conversation with someone I don't know who has shared that they've basically dreamed up fanfiction about a little world I've created over the last couple years.
...I've peaked, y'all. That's all my dumb little brain has ever wanted! 😭♥️
...I've peaked, y'all. That's all my dumb little brain has ever wanted! 😭♥️
a cartoon of spongebob standing in a room
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in a room
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November 24, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Currently having a conversation with someone I don't know who has shared that they've basically dreamed up fanfiction about a little world I've created over the last couple years.
...I've peaked, y'all. That's all my dumb little brain has ever wanted! 😭♥️
...I've peaked, y'all. That's all my dumb little brain has ever wanted! 😭♥️
Will I be able to keep myself from listening to the new Wicked album before seeing the movie on Thursday night?
(The Clock of the Time Dragon doesn't like my odds of holding out...)
(The Clock of the Time Dragon doesn't like my odds of holding out...)
a witch in a black dress and a white hat
ALT: a witch in a black dress and a white hat
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November 23, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Will I be able to keep myself from listening to the new Wicked album before seeing the movie on Thursday night?
(The Clock of the Time Dragon doesn't like my odds of holding out...)
(The Clock of the Time Dragon doesn't like my odds of holding out...)
MY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS WORK TRIP YAY! 😍🎉♥️
...I'm running workshops all weekend and also next weekend. 🥲
It's okay, we'll see each other when we're old and grey... ☠️
...I'm running workshops all weekend and also next weekend. 🥲
It's okay, we'll see each other when we're old and grey... ☠️
November 23, 2024 at 4:10 AM
MY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS WORK TRIP YAY! 😍🎉♥️
...I'm running workshops all weekend and also next weekend. 🥲
It's okay, we'll see each other when we're old and grey... ☠️
...I'm running workshops all weekend and also next weekend. 🥲
It's okay, we'll see each other when we're old and grey... ☠️
Got too excited to eat a new soup so I had it for breakfast and now I feel like the whole earth is off-balance. What is time, and what happens when we step out of its flow?
(Soup was good though)
(Soup was good though)
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Got too excited to eat a new soup so I had it for breakfast and now I feel like the whole earth is off-balance. What is time, and what happens when we step out of its flow?
(Soup was good though)
(Soup was good though)
Archer was just watching a morning show segment about fun children's gift ideas, and now the pressure for me to deliver this Christmas is starting to mount! What do you get the dog that has everything?
November 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Archer was just watching a morning show segment about fun children's gift ideas, and now the pressure for me to deliver this Christmas is starting to mount! What do you get the dog that has everything?
Belated Halloween doodles I left on the communal teaching team flipcharts - my favourite is obviously Anxiety Ghost, who moans of our eternal doom in grad student hell!
(Yes, this is the peak of my artistic ability)
(Yes, this is the peak of my artistic ability)
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Belated Halloween doodles I left on the communal teaching team flipcharts - my favourite is obviously Anxiety Ghost, who moans of our eternal doom in grad student hell!
(Yes, this is the peak of my artistic ability)
(Yes, this is the peak of my artistic ability)
I beg any and all cognitive linguists who have followed me here to evacuate the premises immediately, since I respect you all and I am NOT here to be serious 😂
November 18, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I beg any and all cognitive linguists who have followed me here to evacuate the premises immediately, since I respect you all and I am NOT here to be serious 😂
No posts, only wordless screeching about #CobraKai today.
I AM SO HAPPY!
#CobraKaiSeason6 #CobraKaiSeason6Part2 #CobraKaiSpoilers
I AM SO HAPPY!
#CobraKaiSeason6 #CobraKaiSeason6Part2 #CobraKaiSpoilers
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
No posts, only wordless screeching about #CobraKai today.
I AM SO HAPPY!
#CobraKaiSeason6 #CobraKaiSeason6Part2 #CobraKaiSpoilers
I AM SO HAPPY!
#CobraKaiSeason6 #CobraKaiSeason6Part2 #CobraKaiSpoilers
I was all hyped up to stay up until midnight for #CobraKai tonight (quite a feat for me), but Par made the very valid point that if #TerrySilver comes back (he is), I will be screaming whenever he's on screen, and we share walls with 6 other people. 🙃
Tomorrow morning it is! 🐍
Tomorrow morning it is! 🐍
a cartoon character is screaming in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a cartoon character is screaming in front of a crowd of people
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November 14, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I was all hyped up to stay up until midnight for #CobraKai tonight (quite a feat for me), but Par made the very valid point that if #TerrySilver comes back (he is), I will be screaming whenever he's on screen, and we share walls with 6 other people. 🙃
Tomorrow morning it is! 🐍
Tomorrow morning it is! 🐍
Someone explain to me why my brain won't let me listen to anything but covers by the #Warblers on #Glee today because I'm not-so-slowly losing my MIND.
a group of men are dancing in a room and the words uptown girl are visible
ALT: a group of men are dancing in a room and the words uptown girl are visible
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November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
It's the anniversary of my amazing Nonna's passing today, so we're all sharing pictures of/with her and WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE'S SECRETLY RUNNING THE MOB HERE!? 😂
She's where I got 50% of my theatricality from (my maternal grandmother providing the other half)
#RestInPeace ❤️
She's where I got 50% of my theatricality from (my maternal grandmother providing the other half)
#RestInPeace ❤️
November 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
It's the anniversary of my amazing Nonna's passing today, so we're all sharing pictures of/with her and WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE'S SECRETLY RUNNING THE MOB HERE!? 😂
She's where I got 50% of my theatricality from (my maternal grandmother providing the other half)
#RestInPeace ❤️
She's where I got 50% of my theatricality from (my maternal grandmother providing the other half)
#RestInPeace ❤️
Didn't throw up/black out during my COVID/flu jabs LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO! 💪💪💪
November 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Didn't throw up/black out during my COVID/flu jabs LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO! 💪💪💪
Reposted by Kelsey Wilson
“Zionism and antisemitism are twin enemies of the Jews, and the former is potentially the more dangerous”
This is from an article from the New York Times in 1902 — before the Times was fully controlled by Zionists — written by an American Jew.
This is from an article from the New York Times in 1902 — before the Times was fully controlled by Zionists — written by an American Jew.
November 10, 2024 at 7:42 PM
“Zionism and antisemitism are twin enemies of the Jews, and the former is potentially the more dangerous”
This is from an article from the New York Times in 1902 — before the Times was fully controlled by Zionists — written by an American Jew.
This is from an article from the New York Times in 1902 — before the Times was fully controlled by Zionists — written by an American Jew.
Current mood: Bored, stoned, and arguing with Zionists on Twitter to see if they are capable of a SINGLE logical thought.
(Also, my first post on bsky! HIIII!)
(Also, my first post on bsky! HIIII!)
a woman in a wig is standing in front of a brick wall with a bunch of mannequins and says hi
ALT: a woman in a wig is standing in front of a brick wall with a bunch of mannequins and says hi
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November 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Current mood: Bored, stoned, and arguing with Zionists on Twitter to see if they are capable of a SINGLE logical thought.
(Also, my first post on bsky! HIIII!)
(Also, my first post on bsky! HIIII!)