Kelsey Keaton
@kelsey-keaton.bsky.social
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He/They/Might/Be/Giants
Gay!!!!!
I could build the Shrine of the Silver Monkey in seven seconds flat.
He/They/Might/Be/Giants
Gay!!!!!
I could build the Shrine of the Silver Monkey in seven seconds flat.
moigle floigan and all evidence of his existence
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
moigle floigan and all evidence of his existence
Benefits to playing modded #minecraft: you can make the villagers dance in the menus
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Benefits to playing modded #minecraft: you can make the villagers dance in the menus
Fun fact: back when Red Lobster was still a thing they actually did a cross promotion with Pixar for their endless shrimp gimmick
September 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fun fact: back when Red Lobster was still a thing they actually did a cross promotion with Pixar for their endless shrimp gimmick
Freedom is not only allowing yourself to have a #legendofzelda #oc, but also posting their art online
This is Buttonth (Like "Buttons" but his gnarly teeth keep him from pronouncing it correctly), he's a miniblin that likes to chew on rocks and rupees because he doesn't know better
This is Buttonth (Like "Buttons" but his gnarly teeth keep him from pronouncing it correctly), he's a miniblin that likes to chew on rocks and rupees because he doesn't know better
August 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Freedom is not only allowing yourself to have a #legendofzelda #oc, but also posting their art online
This is Buttonth (Like "Buttons" but his gnarly teeth keep him from pronouncing it correctly), he's a miniblin that likes to chew on rocks and rupees because he doesn't know better
This is Buttonth (Like "Buttons" but his gnarly teeth keep him from pronouncing it correctly), he's a miniblin that likes to chew on rocks and rupees because he doesn't know better
discomfort distilled into its purest form
July 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
discomfort distilled into its purest form
gaming right now who wants to meet up
July 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
gaming right now who wants to meet up
Here's a picture of my dad pretending to get head from a deer whilst wearing what may be the ugliest outfit in the world. Circa 199X
April 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Here's a picture of my dad pretending to get head from a deer whilst wearing what may be the ugliest outfit in the world. Circa 199X
the little green man
April 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the little green man
stretching the tortured beast
April 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
stretching the tortured beast
GONNA EAT YOUR CANDY, AND DRINK YOUR SODA!!! EAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!
April 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
GONNA EAT YOUR CANDY, AND DRINK YOUR SODA!!! EAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Two hours of Mayor Lewis' underwear in a frame on stage accompanied by nothing but silence. It's like church, but for queers #stardewvalley
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Two hours of Mayor Lewis' underwear in a frame on stage accompanied by nothing but silence. It's like church, but for queers #stardewvalley
This happened to my uncle
March 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This happened to my uncle
If I ever saw him I'd pop his stupid balloon head
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If I ever saw him I'd pop his stupid balloon head
hairy beast that fights the sleestacks
December 11, 2024 at 4:33 PM
hairy beast that fights the sleestacks
