Kellie S
kelsalter23.bsky.social
Kellie S
@kelsalter23.bsky.social
Waiting for the asteroid...
Gotta be a joke, right??? ...Right??? 😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'll take 'NEVER' for $1B, Jon.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sir, your micro expressions say you not only hate it, you're enraged by it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The gaslighting is strong in this one.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a lantern with the words look at the gaslight below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a lantern with the words look at the gaslight below him
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December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They spray blame like a freshly lanced boil. Indiscriminately, clinging to every surface it can reach, and stinking to high heaven.
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If this isn't the pinnacle of mansplaining, I don't know what is.
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He's calling them "invaders" instead of immigrants for a reason. You deport immigrants, you shoot invaders. He's setting a narrative.
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How soon do you think it'll be before we send troops to help Russia?
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's just... I'm just...why?? Why??
The same tired script over and over. There's zero independent thought.
What are we doing????? 😵‍💫
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If Mad Libs was a person 😵‍💫
a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
ALT: a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
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December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If Mad Libs was a person 😵‍💫
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is he seriously still on that kick? 😵‍💫
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What culture is that, exactly?

My Navajo friend wants to know. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honesty, gonna forego the insurance and bank the equivalent amount in a high interest account. Self-payers receive discounts in general, and I'll just roll the dice and hope for no crazy shit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Or reaching the high shelves in the grocery store 🫣
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Careful, Tapper, your spine is showing.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
He has a finite number of topics that he will blather on about for every speech he gives. What number is he on now? Coal is usually down below beef prices, "transgender for everyone", and tariffs...
He truly has no original material.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You're arresting dead people??
🤪
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I wonder what state he'll sell to them for their air base?
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The call is coming from inside the house!
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wow, they really struggle with pronouns, don't they?
WE, made pawns out of the soybean farmers...
Even better...YOU.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM