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Bluesky HQ
March 10, 2024 at 4:19 AM
what the FUCK is Brody Foxx doing with his thumbnails
February 6, 2024 at 3:02 AM
WE MIGHT GET SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE
January 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I can be hired to make some comical hate comment towards you on any platform so you can put it in some photo album before epicly proving the haters (me) wrong
January 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I'm deathly allergic to my follower count reaching 4
January 20, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I'm gonna post this image a third time to avoid deleting the second time I posted it (I refuse to acknowledge it was an accident and I totally meant to post it)
January 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Who uses bluesky anymore amiright fellas?
January 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I'm the person who hires robotic British women to give health status updates to people in futuristic space suits
January 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Seeing jacksepticeye play the Stanley parable gives me so much serotonin
January 20, 2024 at 1:56 AM
ya mama
January 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Idc but I know Rebecca coulda kicked Adam smashers ass if she didn't fucking stand there actin stupid
January 15, 2024 at 6:30 PM
If we got beef were settling it here
January 15, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I'm diamond 1 in papers please
January 14, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Istg I'm not this boring
January 13, 2024 at 4:04 PM
This is probably the best character ever in video game history
January 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
My birthday was 2 days ago so now I feel like I need a refill on my blood pressure meds and I need to look into retirement plans
January 13, 2024 at 3:40 PM
If I owned a double pedal for a kick drum it'd be over
January 12, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Trees have no business having that much leaves. Like how can those little pieces of wood have that many damn leaves
December 31, 2023 at 10:10 AM
One of my favorite things is the guy that says "welcome back" in phasmophobia
December 25, 2023 at 12:23 PM
What to airpods and trans people have in common?

Old angry bastards never call them by their name
December 25, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Look I'm fine with cuddling I just wanna watch hardstop lucas skits while that happens
December 20, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Spare estrogen?
December 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
November 30, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Might be some big stuff soon, might not be. wHOoOo0 kNoWs?
November 28, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Gonna slow down songs on my turntable, record it, and gain millions of listens on spotify
November 25, 2023 at 11:27 PM